Lady Disdain (she/her)
@maggiesox
Philly/Boston hybrid. Powered by PBS. Yells at sports. Paddington Hard Stare advocate. Fix your hearts.
We got these stupid huge gloves and I can’t stop giggling about them. They’re ridiculous. I love them.
Uhhh so I just won a Chase Utley signed baseball from the T-mobile pre-party.
This is one of the things available at the All Star Village and I, for one, think it’s hilarious. (I suspect some Phillies fans will not be quite as amused.)
Years of Saturday and Sunday Prem League games have trained my dog that soccer=snuggling on the couch. I’ve worked an assload this week, so no snuggles for him. Asked him if he wanted to watch soccer while we were outside and he FLEW back in. He’s a very good boy.
I bought the youngest niece these ears in Disney World and she very solemnly told me she is never taking them off.
It was awesome. I learned a ton about extending the life of vine fruits and some really fascinating shit about Disney’s natural pest control (e.g., cats and bats). Also they’re growing Carolina Reapers in preparation for Food and Wine, yikes.
Y’all, I was mocking these yesterday as being terrible (‘Why the fuck are these in here? These are bad.’) without being aware they were the work of this particular murderer and I am feeling pretty great about my taste and my standards. Fuck you forever, W.
More Pride from Disney. (There’s also one in the Magic Kingdom but honestly my feet hurt too much to walk over to take a picture.)
You’re goddamn right I bought the Canada ears. I love you the most, Canada.
I hope you love anything as much as this man loves being German for drinking purposes.
You should let me plan your 50th birthday gift for your spouse because it turns out I’m pretty good at it!