Magneto Apologist

@magnetoapologist

Lauren. 🌙 She/Her. Milwaukeean. Healing. I love things both spooky & cute. Certified Medical Laboratory Scientist. 🔬 Magneto did nothing wrong. It's safe here, rest.🌿 IG: instagram.com/laurensporens

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Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· 13d

As always

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· 18d

Whatever this is that I turned into a gif

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· 29d

Like...

Two brown tabby cats lounging on a bed. The one in front is stretching her arms out and caught mid yawn.

Brown tabby close up of yawn crazed face

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Jul 11

"How can you tell they're a bonded pair?"

One brown tabby cat draped over another brown tabby making a plus sign. A station of the cross perhaps.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Jul 10

Together (2025)

One cat halfway on top of the other in order to groom her.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Jul 10

Meet Plum & Pumpkins! My new 7 mo old children. They're a bonded pair I adopted from a local shelter. Night one and they're settling in nicely. Plum is the one with the heterochromia & white stripe up the nose. Pumpkins has a white upper lip. 🐱🐱💖

Two tabby cats laying on a pillow with their arms outstretched looking out a window.

Two tabby cats laying on a pillow. One of the cats is looking at the camera, she has on blue eye and one green eye. That's Plum!

Two tabby cats laying on a pillow grooming each other, Pumpkins is facing the camera and she has her eyes closed.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Jun 2

[Book Finished] The Ruins ✅️📚🥀 "Bone, tendon, gristle, and ropy clots of blackened blood: this was all that remained"

The book The Ruins by Scott Smith sitting on my bed next to a cat pillow. The cover of the book is mostly black with a vine and red flowers along the edge of the right side.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· May 30

Our balcony lookin cozy as heck

Photo of my balcony on the 2nd floor, there are string lights around the bannisters. Two patio chairs in the foreground and two planter boxes in the background.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· May 30

The people do not yearn for AI and data centers. They yearn for colorful translucent Y2K tech!

Photo of a Japanese ad for colorful and see through PS2 controllers and memory cards.

An ad for the Apple IMac showing their computers in different colors. The ad says i Candy.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Apr 17

Last month I saw Rupaul DJ in boy drag at The Rave. Proof I leave the house for things other than work & groceries. 💃🏻

Lauren wearing a black dress with a boob window and a harness

Stage photo of Rupaul behind a DJ booth and the screen behind him says his name

Rupaul in a lavender suit dancing with his arms up

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Mar 19

Strawberry milk anyone? 🍓🧪

My gloved hand holding a centrifuged blood tube. The plasma is opaque and pink like strawberry milk.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Feb 19

That Sears air conditioning commercial "I'll call now"

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Feb 19

E. coli found in a positive blood culture bottle, you don't want any bacteria found in your bloodstream. It's not a good time...except for the bacteria, they'll just be having a cuddle puddle.🦠🔬

A microscopic photo of gram negative rods which are pink in a blood smear. There are red blood cells also seen.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Feb 18

My suggestion won💚👽 The analyzer on the left can do one extra test the one on the right can't do, so naturally it was named Scully 😊🧪🩸

Two hematology analyzers in a lab next to each other. The one on the left has a photo of Scully's FBI badge and the one on the right has Mulder's badge.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Feb 3

Every single event

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Feb 2

I'm gonna be 80 and have a scrapbook with all the faces I've made at ringside 🤼🏻‍♂️

Lauren in a black sweater with pink, green, and purple stripes, standing at ringside at a wrestling event. The face she's making is the most stink nasty face. It's a screenshot of the photographer's photo on instagram that has the caption, "the fans make the atmosphere"

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Jan 11

TV screen showing opening credits to Nightmare on Elm Street 3. Larry Fisburne...before he changed his name to Lawrence Fishburne.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Dec 25

Already on it

Selfie of Lauren holding a cup with a black lab looking like an amorphous blob on the couch.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Dec 24

Hi I just got here, what in the kink is going here...and that is my kink, good lookin men wearing all black and leather #AEWDynamite

Photo of hangman adam page choking mjf with a chain and swerve calling him more of a diddy than he will ever be gotdamn

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Dec 13

Hangman Page sitting in a chair with Swerve's house on fire behind him

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Nov 27

The 3D puzzle

Front view of a put together 3D puzzle of Neuschwanstein Castle

Side view of 3D puzzle of Neuschwanstein Castle on top of a bookshelf

Rear view of the 3D puzzle of Neuschwanstein Castle on a bookshelf.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Nov 12

"Let's take one for the mods"

Famous photo of Johnny Cash giving the middle finger to the camera at San Quentin prison.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Nov 3

I think these few items encapsulate what I'm about

Lauren holding the 1st Berserk deluxe editon book, The Deep by Nick Cutter, and a Calico Critters three little kittens inside a Barnes & Noble.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Oct 28

he jacket too big for he gotdam he

Gregory Bovino even worse in color. Wearing the long jacket but it's green.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Oct 13

I got a mustache souvenir

Mirror selfie of lauren giving a thumbs up and wearing a gauze bandage under her nose.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Oct 13

At my parent's house bc my mom is my driver for my surgery. In my old bedroom watching a stream of 90s/2000s Nick or Treat on youtube Catapulted backwards several years. Mischief Night!

Photo of a TV playing an old Halloween episode of Rocket Power.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Oct 12

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

Uncomfortable close up of Lauren, very nose in middle, lots of face.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Oct 3

Doofus Dweebo Dingus

Screenshot of htownqueer blocking me. I stated they were probably always an antisemite, just using current events as an excuse to be open about it.

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Sep 22

Poor sweet Darin Corbin lost his "I wanna quit 😠 boo hoo" match so now he's doomed to be Mondo Lucha's custodian for three years...couldn't have happened to a nicer guy 🤼🏻‍♂️

Magneto Apologist@magnetoapologist· Sep 19

Mondo Lucha fit 💥