diet dr. kelp

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diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· 28d

and here’s the american falls 🌈

photo just after sunset of the American falls. they are illuminated with rainbow lights. in the foreground is some plaques that i didn’t even read and honestly the text is hard to make out even when i zoom in but it’s something about “Upper Steel Arch Bridge”

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· 28d

niagara falls was everything i hoped it would be

photo of Niagara Falls from the Canadian side. there is a full arch rainbow and a clear blue sky

photo of the American falls from the water while riding the Maid of the Mist

photo of the skyline of the canadian side of niagara falls. it is near sunset and the sky is hazy with wildfire smoke.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Jul 16

when lana leads us on for 4 years but announces 2 albums are coming

a scene from its always sunny in philadelphia where dee and dennis are wearing headphones and both look surprised. dennis is saying “two wars??!?” in a weird voice

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Jul 13

false alarm. the moth has been apprehended.

photo of a tuxedo cat extremely locked in (pupils are saucers)

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Jul 12

almost posted something misogynistic for literally no good reason

meme of the cartoon dexter, crying to a picture taped on his locker. he is saying “i have failed you.” i have changed the image on the locker to a pink fist with colorful sparks and hearts and confetti around it. the ribbon under the fist says “feminism”

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Jul 5

sometimes you’re allowed to feel patriotic, as a little treat

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Jun 29

she is doing excellent PR for women in our 30s

screenshot of charli_xcx instagram post promoting her new song “wink wink” the is laying in a field of tall grass eating strawberries

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Jun 26

he was offended that i laughed at him for standing like this

tuxedo cat perched on a railing on his tip toes to reach, hunchbacked, into the tallest part of his cat tower (there are treats there)

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Jun 9

everyone boo’d the yankees and that’s what baseball is all about

selfie of a woman wearing a pink baseball jersey, capricorn necklace, a pink cleveland guardians baseball hat, and rectangular sunglasses. she is walking between brick buildings.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· May 27

i met this lesbian couple at the chappell roan concert 3 years ago and i still watch their stories. one of them makes a shit ton of money so they’re always traveling and the other rhinestones lighters

screen shot of text bubble “BigJB21 Oct 16, 2012 god i wish that were me”

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· May 16

post a meme made by you

a microsoft word sign posted on a window. red ink. the text says “crying session on zoom tonight at 8 pull up.” this was a covid era meme if you couldn’t tell

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· May 10

lana del rey’s newest single: i saw a rainbow over a walgreens in ohio and reminded me of better times ahead

photo of a bright rainbow cutting out of some thick rain clouds. the photo is take from a car where you can see raindrops on the side mirror. the rainbow is arching over a walgreens sign

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· May 2

now THATS how you do a blackberry soda

photo of a glass bottle of Ale 8 soda. it is blackberry flavored. Ale 8 is a soda made in Kentucky.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 29

my baby boy wanted to help me show off the haul

photo of 3 vinyls played out on the floor, the first is Violet Bent Backwards over the Grass by Lana Del Rey. the cover art is painted orange trees. behind it is Blue Banisters by Lana Del Rey. Laying on the 3rd vinyl is a tuxedo cat. to the right is 2 books: Sylvia Plath The Collected Poems and loving sylvia plath A Reclmation by Emily Van Duyne

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 26

wv was showing off this weekend 💙💛

photo of cathedral falls. the trees are lush and green and the water is cascading down the rocks.

photo of the new river in wv. the mountains are covered in lush green trees. the sky is cloudy.

photo of Grandview in the New River Gorge National Park. there is a mountain in the center that is outline by the New River. there mountain ranges are covered in green trees. the sky is cloudy.

photo of the West Virginia State Capital in Charleston, WV. It is a sunny partly cloudy day. the Kanawha River is taking up most of the gram. the valley is surrounded by lush green mountains.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 21

lab week prize that has nothing to do with the lab 💙👩🏼‍🔬

photo of a blue pen with a rubber charm. the charm says “pills” on a blue pill bottle. the card attached says “you’re the best and you’re absolutely crushing it. thank you for your hard work. you are greatly appreciated”

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 20

okay i was wrong about the spotify listeners being lower at coachella specifically but slayyyter has only gained about 600k listeners since coachella weekend one

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 13

is this the first documented case of a man with one dangly earring?

photo of a ghost named clarence from adventure time and she has one dangly knife earring hanging off his antler. ghost princess is reflected in his eyes

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 12

midwest princess hat is herrreee

selfie of a woman in a camo hat with orange letters that say “midwest princess”. she’s also wearing a gold necklace and a black tank top. the background is a room with an astrology tapestry, ivy, and squishmallows

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 11

i actually found a dorito substitute that’s sunflower free and these are soooooooo good. i will be trying the other flavors because doritos are the only chips i haven’t been able to find a solid alternative.

screenshot of a list of products from zack’s might organic tortilla chips with avacado oil. the four flavors are sea salt, jalepeno lime, sweet spicy chili, and nacho. the one selected is sweet spicy chili. the website is zacksmighty.com

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 9

spring allergies have arrived

blurry photo of a cat with a scrunched up (scrungly) face like it’s either disgusted by a smell or about to sneeze

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 9

how cool it felt to be experiencing it with so many people! that humanity can still be so excited about natural phenomena. …. and that i got a sunburn in april

photo of the 2024 solar eclipse. view from lake view cemetery with a tall monument with a gold angel on top.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 8

a hack most mental health professionals are actually begging you to try: a 15 minute walk in the spring sun before you go into work restores your belief in beauty in the world

photo at wade oval pond across from the cleveland museum of art. the cherry blossoms and magnolias are blooming.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 8

mythos pulling a kim kardashian move is incredible

Kim Kardashian meme from Keeping up with the Kardashians. First frame is from the “confessional” portion of the tv show. the text reads “im like dropping hints that I want to talk about Mark Fisher” the bottoms from is from the normal filming portion of the show. the text reads “im glad you brought up mark fisher”

the joke from the show is that she was never dropping hints, she was just saying exactly what she was intending.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 7

Cleveland !!

a photo inside the Browns stadium at the AC/DC concert. it is cloudy outside.

a photo of a sunny, partly cloudy day. lake eerie is to the left, a green grass hill is in front, and the cleveland skyline is in the center

a photo inside progressive stadium. there is a rainbow arched over the stadium lights.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Apr 5

he love hims crinkle mat

photo of a tuxedo cat cleaning his paws. he’s sitting on a colorful lamb chop crinkle may that’s also on top of a carpet.

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Mar 28

this episode of adventure time is one of the funniest episodes on tv and i will stand by that

illustration of a derpy purple cartoon horse against a night sky

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Mar 20

i actually know someone who works in patient advocacy. i’ll see if i can get ahold of her tomorrow and ask how she got into it! i also just finished a class on patient advocacy but our book was from like 2015

book cover “so you want to be a patient advocate? choosing a career in health or patient advocacy” by trisha torrey

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Mar 20

happy 8th birthday to my firstborn fur baby 💙

photo of a tuxedo cat laying on his back with his paws up in a playful manner. he is laying on a crinkle mat with toys and fringe

diet dr. kelp@mah-randa· Mar 17

snowing sideways over here 😭