Major English, Esquire
@majorenglish
a tropical depression. she/her, pan. 21+ pls, i am srsly too ancient for teenagers. editor/writer. i might have written that fic that made you hungry.
I mean oh my god. Giving me nightmares since 1992. flymco.com/non-traveler...
At the bottom of this job application they disclose that they feed it through AI. I can only assume they are not actually advertising for the job I was set to apply for but simply gathering information for some sort of gen-AI security question response generator.
The city of Troy was located in Turkey. Please look at a map, locate Greece and Turkey, and then come back and tell us in all seriousness that Black and African people would not have been seen anywhere in a seafaring society. Continue to be persistently wrong. That will look great on you.
Pretending this didn't happen, huh? Pretending there wasn't a days-long effort to get a Palestinian speaker in front of the crowd only for Harris to reject it. Pretending they didn't do the same with trans speakers. Are you also pretending like Beyoncé actually did show up for the surprise guest?
They kept some of the best stuff close to the ceilings in there.
So if you're gonna waste my time like that, I'm gonna give you honest answers about exactly how much I'm not going to use AI and let you know that you can hit me up if you're interested in hiring someone who is independently skilled without reference to the blubbering bobot.
904430110302 Add me and send me presents pls!!!! lmao i am really good about sending my own whenever i have them pls pls pls
So I wanted to see if I could come up with a pun to play on an existing podcast name for this post so I did a search for "do the build a bear plushies have names" and clicked on the first Quora link and scrolled to skim and I just read the words, "Is my Hitler plushie breedable?"
Every hometown's got an ominous megastructure, what's yours?
listen. he's just out here blessing all the writers and telling us we don't need AI. i fear that i may be back in, boys.
zero responses because ain't no tech writer gonna call themselves mid
i am not even allowed to block people like this. that is a banned action for someone with a suspended account. blocking people is not something you're allowed to do. baffling.
Look up their YT page and take in the atrocious vibes if you dare. They're either professionally doing Millennial Cringe as a channel concept or masterfully cosplaying like it.
I just feel like there should be more shame in being the type of person who creates a business with this kind of name and/or willingly works for a company with a name like "We Do Demonic Shit, LLC"
these will have emojis marking off the different sections of the listing and bolding on the keywords that their AI filtering is going to look for in your résumé. helpful if you want to find those jobs and successfully apply to to them, of course. dogshit warning signs for the rest of us.
i am in love with the functionality of the lufthansa careers page because of the simple phrase "it worked" it worked. like.... it just worked. you don't have to click anything else. i wish more websites just said, yeah man, that worked. anyway, bye.
My Side of the Mountain and Island of the Blue Dolphins were incredibly my jam when I was younger; Catherine, Called Birdy was more middle school before I got into horror and movie novelizations; The Sparrow I must have read like 5 times in high school (Children of God maybe only twice).
Everything works great when you maintain a website with AI, guys!