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#meltICE #putinsHo #nutlickers #bootlickers #soulless #cult #kakistocracy #vampire #Anocracy #flyingmonkeys #insanerunningasylum #nationalpopularvote GET OUT! 🚫 magaheads, crypto, supplements B/c ROBERT E LEE was not prosecuted - u knw Merca was fucked!
We in it y’all, Miss Joy Reid is telling it! Are we listening?👂🙉 1 of 2
Found this little guy in my trash. How beautiful! Took him to the river and let him go. I💙nature.
This has to be a cartoon b/c CANKLES can’t walk down a ramp, much less ride a bicycle! He needed an ESCORT!! DOWN A RAMP!!
BREAKING: Josie and the Pussycats say, they were “grabbed by the pussy”, and they will not be performing @ F250! Because, & I quote “sexual assault and misogyny should be punished!! These people should be in JAIL!”
BREAKING: The Beets will NOT be performing @ F250! I quote “We look like “illegal aliens”, but we are not! Stephen Miller tried to deport us! Melt ICE!”
BREAKING: 4 Town will NOT be performing @ F250! I quote “ one of our members was trafficked to Epstein Island - release the Epstein files now!”
BREAKING: Jen & The Holograms will NOT b performing at F250! I quote “we use holograms in our act as entertainment, but those Tech Bros are trying to replace us permanently with AI - that’s not cool!”
ALSO BREAKING: The Be Sharps will NOT b performing @ F250. I quote “we like immigrants!”
BREAKING: Alvin and the Chipmunks will NOT be performing @ F250. Not only because they might get shot by Kristi Noem, but also, RFK jr., tried to eat Alvin’s dick! I quote “it’s a no for us dawg!”
BREAKING: Dr Teeth & the Electric Mayhem will NOT b performing @ F250 - and I quote “fuck them Nazis!”
BREAKING: California Raisins will NOT be performing @ F250. I quote “ Hell to da naa!!Reparations father fuckers! We will not dance for you!”
BREAKING: The Beets will NOT be performing at F250! I quote “we look alien, but we are not!Stephen Miller tried to deport us! Melt ICE!”
BREAKING: 4 Town will NOT be performing at F250! I quote “ one of our members was trafficked to Epstein Island - release the Epstein files now!”
BREAKING: Jen & The Holograms will NOT b performing at F250! I quote “we use holograms in our act as entertainment, but those tech Bros are trying to replace us permanently with AI - that’s not cool!”
BREAKING: California Raisins will NOT be performing at F250. I quote “ He’ll to da naa! Reparations father fuckers! We will not dance for you!”
BREAKING: Love Händel will NOT b performing at F250! I quote “ we are originally from Scandinavia, and we have free Healthcare! Not cool Dr. Jesus, restore Obamacare subsidies!”
BREAKING: Alvin and the Chipmunks will NOT be performing at F250. Not only because they might get shot by Kristi Noem, but also, RFK jr., tried to eat Alvin’s dick! I quote “it’s a no for us dawg!”
BREAKING: Josie and the Pussycats say, they were “grabbed by the pussy”, and they will not be performing at F250! Because, & I quote “sexual assault and misogyny should be punished!! These people should be in JAIL!”
ALSO BREAKING: The Be Sharps will NOT b performing @ F250. I quote “we like immigrants!”
ALSO BREAKING: Dr teeth & the Electric Mayhem will NOT b performing @ F250 - and I quote “fuck them Nazis!”
He gonna add these to the front lawn! It’s a thing I saw in Georgia - shit’s real!
J Boogie Biden kicked so much ASS in his term! -Also saved the “Butch Lewis Act”, which is a pension protection act ! -Also, clean air & water, replaced a bunch of lead pipes w/ infrastructure bill (mostly in fucking FLORIDUUUUUUH)!
🤣🤣💯💯! Per Dr Jesus - “IRAN UP YOUR GAS PRICES, BECAUSE I’M ON THE LIST!”