Microplastics Georg (@mak0rz) · DIRTY

Microplastics Georg

@mak0rz

Misplaced Newfie | Cursed Biologist | Certified Archer (non-practicing) | Guitarist (also non-practicing)

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Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· 29d

Sure why not? It was even on sale

Bottle of Pinot noir from Two Paddocks winery, New Zealand, for which Sam Neill was proprietor.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Jun 22

well here but for the grace of God go I, I guess

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Jun 22

forgot to post my accomplishment two weeks ago when it happened

Screenshot from the ending of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. Hope Estheim is looking at an illuminated, deep blue semi-transparent crystal. He says "Is it over? Is God really dead?"

Screenshot from the ending of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. Protagonist Lightning Farron ascends into a fountain of bright blue light in the dark vastness of outer space. She's holding her sister Serah's hand and pulling her into the light. The cast of the rest of the trilogy protagonists look on, smiling, and soon follow.

Screenshot from the ending of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. The streams of blue light condense to form a new world in the form of an earth-like planet. Lighting narrates: "We will survive, and prosper."

Screenshot from the ending of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII depicting text saying "The End" on a black background.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· May 29

im so tired of this man

"cat looks inside" meme that says:
> new indie game that looks great
> look inside
> dark souls

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· May 28

Famous Margaret Thatcher hater Cathy Rutherford from the viral news clip of her reacting to Thatcher's death

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· May 28

Google Trends showing searches for "good luck babe lyrics" from May 21 through May 28 with a noticeable huge spike after the publication of the Dumbing of Age strip on May 28 that mentions the songs lyrics.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· May 25

found a big mary on the stairs

Rusted metal staircase. Sitting on a step is a box for a Big Mary chicken sandwich from Mary Brown's. The box is closed, so it is unknown if there's a sandwich inside or not.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· May 15

Roast Beef from Achewood saying "Oh man that is mega nasty. That is dog shit."

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· May 5

Edited tweet by wint (@dril). It reads: "ah, So u persecute will stancil just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) You are doing a kiwifarms"

Modified from the original, tweeted on October 31, 2015 that reads: "ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it"

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Apr 21

Screenshot from Jurassic Park (1993) during the T. rex breakout scene depicting Tim and Lexi staring out the car windows, terrified.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Apr 15

at the expense of being self-serving: tapping my reply in that very thread

Bluesky post by @mak0rz.bsky.social, February 4 2025:

"they show me gameplay footage of chrimbo 3 and it is the ugliest most dogshit looking gameplay thing set to the most incredible rocking music I've ever heard come from a computer"

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Mar 30

...alright let's give this one another try

Screenshot from the failure screen of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII that players only get when they can't complete the story in the allotted time because they are bad at the game. It shows the text "And so the world ends..." in a smoldering red typeface on a black background.

Screenshot from the failure screen of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. It shows the text "GAME OVER" in a smoldering red typeface on a black background.

Screenshot from the New Game+ menu of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. It reads:

"Starting again with New Game+

The world's time has been rewound to the first day upon the Ark.
Please select the difficult level for your next journey to save the souls of this world.

NORMAL MODE
EASY MODE"

"EASY MODE" is selected

Screenshot from the New Game+ menu of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. It reads:

"! Begin game in EAST MODE.

- Battle difficulty: Easy
- No penalty for escaping from battle
- Gradually recover HP in the field

Note: Difficulty cannot be changed after starting the game.

Would you like to continue?

Yes
No"

"Yes" is selected.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Mar 15

Onward. I'm having trouble getting hooked by this one but I'm still giving it a try.

Screenshot from the intro to Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. Lightning Farron is standing and facing away from the camera, looking at a distant light in the darkness. She says "Only thirteen days to go."

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Mar 15

This is still happening.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XIII-2. Bhunivelze, the New Cocoon, rises into the clear sky. It's a small planetoid made of metal and earth. Bits of debris are falling from underneath it as it rises. It's brightly lit by the morning sun.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XIII-2. Protagonist Serah says "Thank you..." to her companions. Her face is brightly lit by the sun. Her lavender eyes are becoming glassy and her voice trails off as she is becoming weak.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XIII-2. Serah has collapsed, seemingly lifeless, and her companion Noel holds her and cries her name. The sky is filled with the bright light of the morning sun. Bhunivelze can be seen in the distance.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XIII-2 showing the text "To Be Continued..." on a black background.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Mar 6

Tweet by wint (@dril) posted June 9, 2017. It reads: "(accidentally fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. that's fine. here's what i think happened, [1/82]"

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Mar 2

Jackson predicted this 15 years ago

Tweet by Jackson (@tree_bro). July 22, 2001. - "*knocks on door" Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer"

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Feb 22

It's a giant FRANK™ is nacho average chip

Photo of a bag of "FRANK™ is nacho average chip" nacho cheese flavoured tortilla chips from Canadian Tire. The chips are triangular and covered in red seasoning.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Feb 12

Homer Simpson in a bomb shelter reading a Far Side comic and saying "I don't get it."

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Feb 9

Lol

Screenshot of my neighborhood on the Bluesky map showing that I'm somehow adjacent to the Cleveland Sports Fans cluster

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Jan 14

Simple and elegant

Screenshot from an ad for Neilson Chiclairs, a discontinued candy bar from Canada depicting a simple wrapper design showing the bar's name in white cursive font over a black frame on a chocolate coloured background.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Jan 5

Draca, a plant lady from the show Tuca and Bertie.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Dec 3

An essay from Strong Bad Email episode 64: English Paper. It reads:

"A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper"
by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith

Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many differing opinions on hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours.

First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle)
yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous "Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech. Webster's defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity; a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.

In conclusion, I, "The Yellow Dart," think I have done a great job illustrating the many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I think Strong Bad should decrease The Cheat's allowance.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Dec 1

Got 30 hours into this one before realizing I forgot to post the milestone. I played this for just a few hours in circa 2015 then dropped it. Excited to pick it up again.

Screenshot from the intro cinematic of Final Fantasy XIII-2. Lightning Farron, clad in metal armour, looks into the camera with a cold stare.

Screenshot from the intro cinematic of Final Fantasy XIII-2. Lightning prepares for battle with antagonist Caius Ballad.

Lightning is wearing a suit of metal armour with a white feathered half-skirt, wielding a sword and small round shield. Caius is wearing black leather armour and holding a large ornate sword with organic elements and glowing with a dark aura. They're standing back-to-back on a cliff. The sky is grey and full of clouds.

Screenshot from the intro cinematic of Final Fantasy XIII-2. Lightning and Caius lock swords, producing a bright blue spark.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Nov 18

Cocoon falls

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XIII. Final boss Orphan explodes in a flash of bright light in a large ornate room of metallic gold as the six main party characters stand and watch.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XIII. Cocoon, a large planetoid floating above the surface of the world of Gran Pulse, begins to fall onto the rocky wilderness below during the night. It's in flames as it enters the atmosphere.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XIII. Lightning Farron looks up at Cocoon silhouetted by the dawn sky, its collision with Gran Pulse stopped by a pillar of crystals frozen in explosion.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XIII depicting the text "The End" in a cursive typeface on a white background showing the crystal-covered cocoon over the world of Gran Pulse.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Oct 22

Screenshot from Microsoft Golf, cropped so it only shows the Swing interface with the circular power bar

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Oct 18

Up until just a few months ago this was the only entry post-IX that I have ever played. It has become one of my absolute favorites. I took well to the gameplay changes (that many longtime fans found bad or frustrating), it's bright and colourful, and the music was and still is phenomenal.

Screenshot from the intro cinematic of Final Fantasy XIII. A train runs along an elevated rail above a vast rocky canyon. The brief narration reads "The thirteen days after we awoke were the beginning of the end."

Screenshot from the intro cinematic of Final Fantasy XIII. Inside a dark train car there are several prisoners in white robes adorned with bright blue sigils. An armed guard is inspecting the prisoners in the car. One of the prisoners whispers "Be quiet." to the person sitting next to them.

Screenshot from the intro cinematic of Final Fantasy XIII. The prisoner removed her cloak to reveal she is main protagonist Lightning Farron. She has light pink hair, blue eyes, and is wearing a white vest with a popped collar. She's ready to tear shit up on the train.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Oct 15

Ivalice enters a new era of peace

Screenshot from the end of Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age. Final boss The Undying is, ironically, dying after the player party delivered the final blow. He is a grotesque human figure with grafted parts of machinery, completely engulfed in flames.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age. Princess Ashelia "Ashe" B'nargin Dalmasca speaks into a radio device, "We are free!" announcing that the Archadian empire's war of conquest over Dalmasca is over. She appears exhausted and relieved.

Screenshot from the ending of Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age. Newly coronated Queen Ashe looks over her kingdom from a balcony of her palace. She's facing away from the camera, wearing a white blouse and ornate jewellery with a large pendant that hangs in the center of her upper back.

The ruins of Archadian sky fortress Bahamut lies in the desert in the distance, standing upright out of the sand. It's a mess of black stone and metal made of stacks of discs with a keep on the top.

Screenshot from the end of Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age depicting the text "The End" on a solid black background.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Oct 5

Packaging cover art for the PlayStation game "Butagee de Iinja Nai" depicting a pig wearing cool shades and smoking a cigarette.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Sep 9

Krusty the Clown staring in stunned silence because he is unsure what he just witnessed.

Microplastics Georg@mak0rz· Aug 23

Evidently

Screenshot from the beginning of the Family Guy movie "Blue Harvest." Peter Griffin is speaking to his family, saying "This is the story of Star Wars."