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emery w.

@makeshiftemery

Artist • Writer • Cryptid Enthusiast 20-something jackalope girl. I make comics.

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emery w.@makeshiftemery· 20h

Would? Would.

A literal strawman point accusingly at a lesbian furry jackalope, the jackalope looks so done

Strawman: you furries are even wrong with modern society. Anyone back in the day would be disgusted by you

Narration says "thousands of years ago..." and now we are in ancient Egypt, two women stand in front of a depiction of anubis

Woman 1: is it just me or is anubis kinda...

Woman 2: Yeah I'd fuck that

emery w.@makeshiftemery· 7d

I'm chopped

Lesbian flag color palette furry comic where an anthro jackalope is in a guillotine, with an executioner holding the rope

Executioner: emery wardin, you are to be executed for crimes against lesbians, do you have any final remarks?

Close up on the jackalope in the guillotine, Emery Wardin, who looks annoyed

Emery: I'm literally a lesbian who makes comics about being lesbian! What's could I have possibly done to deserve this?!

The executioner holds up a folder full of paper, titled "Emerys yaoi folder"

Executioner: Girl. We found the Yaoi. By the way, why is this folder so big

The jackalope now looks done

Executioner: Oh my God, there is so much Batman x Superman in here. And is this-
Enery: drop the blade already, my parents read these comics

emery w.@makeshiftemery· 21d

This is the closest thing to vent art I'm willing to make lmao

A furry comic where there is a little lesbian jackalope, she takes a swig of beer and slams the bottle back on the bar counter, she is clearly a bit tired

Jackalope: I need a rich lesbian to treat me as her purse dog and let me draw funny pictures for her while I reap the rewards of her wealth

The camera zooms out, she is sitting next to her friend who is a golden retriever girl, the friend looks concerned

Dog girl: I thought you hated rich people

The jackalope's head thunks down against the counter, possibly in exhaustion

emery w.@makeshiftemery· 29d

If I had a nickel for every time this has happened, I'd have way too many nickels

A furry webcomic where a little lesbian jackalope is smiling and holding a comic that says "Man who is Super" the jackalope is a stand-in for the creator of this comic, yes saying this is relevant

Jackalope: Wow! The artist for this comic is so good!

The jackalope pulls out her phone, excited

Jackalope: I want to see more of his art! I'm totally going to follow his socials!

She pulls up the most recent post of the artist for "Man Who is Super" he's absolutely jacked. The caption on his post reads:

"Just finished 100 reps in the gym, time to get back to the studio and work on the next "Man who is Super" issue"

The jackalope looks forlorn at the reader, at YOU!

Jackalope: I wonder how it feels to be God's favorite

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Jul 17

Intimidation...

A furry webcomic with a reindeer woman and her daughter, who is a lesbian jackalope, they are sitting at a kitchen table

Reindeer: come on, how do you not have a nice girlfriend yet?
Jackalope: I'd like to mom, the problem is...
Reindeer: well?

Close up on the jackalope

Jackalope: he's waiting for me to get a girlfriend, I can't give him the satisfaction

The reindeer looks confused as hell

Reindeer: who?

The jackalope looks behind her to a window that is looking outside, it is raining outside, and out there stands an anthro horse in the rain, it is the evil and intimidating horse looking for the jackalope to be part of an awesome lesbian couple

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Jul 10

A new player has arrived!

A furry webcomic where an anthropomorphic dog and jackalope are sitting at a bar chatting

Jackalope girl: so the friend I invited should be getting here soon

Dog girl: great! I can't wait to meet them!

A new character arrives, she's an anthro arctic fox in full scene girl get up, her shirt says GIR and she's very energetic

Fox: Zomg guys! It's so nice to meet you! I'm going to flag down a bartender to get a beer but I'll be right back okaysies?

The scene girl fox leaves

Jackalope: Yeah, they aren't coming back

Dog girl: why not?

Jackalope (who is the cartoonist's self insert): too much detail for me to draw

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Jul 4

Top 3 most traumatizing conversations with my father

A furry comic where a little lesbian jackalope is talking to her father over the phone, he is a rabbit

Jackalope: Hey dad, what's up?
Rabbit: Hi I found your comics and read through them all, they're very funny, I did have a question though
Jackalope: Oh no

The father rabbit looks contemplative while the Jackalope is horrified

Rabbit: so a comic of your's talks about this thing called "knotting" which I looked up-
Jackalope: Oh NO
rabbit: but I still don't know what omegaverse is

The jackalope hurries to close the call

Jackalope: um- gotta go dad, love you bye!
Rabbit: but I still have questions!
Jackalope: WIKIPEDIA IS FREE

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Jun 26

Bigger and Better

Furry comic with a little lesbian jackalope at a digital drawing tablet, behind her is a dog girl looking at what she is drawing

Dog: are you drawing me in one of your comics again?
Jackalope: Uh huh, if that's alright
Dog: Yeah, but can you do me a favor?
Jackalope: of course

Dog: can you make my boobs bigger?

Jackalope, who is now smiling: Sure

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Jun 24

Happy #makeaterriblecomicday to those to celebrate (so, everyone)

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Jun 19

Everyone drop your most despised (for purely petty reasons) video game character below

A comic with a little lesbian jackalope angrily playing a game on a Nintendo switch, the back of the console says "Nyantendo Switch" though. Also, the switch is drawn properly proportioned. She is yelling at the game

Jackalope: I HATE YOU. I fucking HATE YOU. WHY ARE YOU IN THIS GAME. WHY DO YOU EXIST.

They show her screen, it's from a mario bros game, the character Toad is on the screen, he seems happy and full of whimsy

Toad: Hi! <3

The jackalope looks down at her switch in pure contempt

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Jun 12

Choose your adventure

A furry webcomic with a little lesbian jackalope around a table with friends

Jackalope: well, this was fun, but I'm gonna call an early night,I know you all said you had events you wanted to hit up after this, what were they anyway?

Friend 1 is a squirrel dressed in disco

Friend 1: I'm going to an 80s themed dance night!

Friend 2 is a sheep dressed like a punk

Friend 2: I'm going to a basement punk show

Friend 3 is a dog dressed in leather.... a lot of leather and also holding a whip

Jackalope (off screen): and you?
Friend 3: uhhhhhhhh

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Jun 5

Look at Edward Scissorhands over here 😭

A furry webcomic where an anthro jackalope and lynx are standing at a bar table. The jackalope is drinking something when the lynx complains

Lynx: ugh,the well for sapphoc dating is DRY right now, I haven't been with a girl for months

The jackalope brings attention to the lynx's long, painted manicure

Jackalope: yeah, I can tell

They're lesbians, Harold

The pair stare at each other, the jackalope amused and the lynx annoyed

Lynx: ...

The lynx grabs the jackalope by the throat cartoonishly, the jackalope's eyes bugging out

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 29

I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

A furry webcomic where an anthropomorphic jackalope who looks a bit lesbian ngl is in what appears to be the Backrooms (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

Jackalope: wait, am I in–

She looks around a corner, worried

Jackalope: No, it can't be!

She cries into her hands

Jackalope: I'm in fucking Oshkosh Wisconsin again!

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 22

Recreation of what it's like looking at the comment section on reddit

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 21

They will make amazing yaoi

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 15

I think this is what's called "falling upward"

A comic of two sapphic / lesbian furry or anthro women, one a jackalope, one a cat, are dancing together

The jackalope thinks, "we just started randomly dancing together, she's so cute, I should probably introduce myself, that's the move here, right?"

The jackalope says "hey I'm Em, by the way!"

Cat: "Hi, Im-"

Jackalope interrupts her, holding a stack of papers and clearly nervous: "and this is my CV, credit score, rental history-"

Narration box at the bottom says, "Dear readers, this is not what actually happened, but it is what it felt like in hindsight"

Cat grabs the jackalope's shoulder and says "you are so fucking cute"

Jackalope is happily stunned, with their thoughts of AHHHHHHHHHHH in the background and the narration box says "*task failed successfully*"

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 8

Happy Mother's Day! (Mom if you see this, please don't take this personally plsplsplsplspls)

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 5

Put my matting and framing skills to use and gave this awesome print by @hotchickheaven.bsky.social a proper home on my wall

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 3

In Chicago again today for the Chicago Alternative Comix Expo (CAKE!) in the Irish American Heritage Center until 5pm! Come say hi and support the other cool vendors! Face furrified for anonymity

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 2

I'm in Chicago today and tomorrow selling comics, stickers, etc at the Chicago Alt Comix Expo( CAKE)! Saturday May 2nd / 11am – 6pm Sunday May 3rd / 11am – 5pm Stop by if you're in the area and say hi! It's free to attend!

emery w.@makeshiftemery· May 1

Anyone else here hit too many stereotypes 😭

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Apr 23

Sometimes, you meet Queer Icons in the most expected places

A lesbian jackalope sits in a gay bar with a cocktail in front of her, she looks tired

Jackalope: Trying to make a living is so hard these days, can my fellow gays give me an amen?

Unknown figure off page: Oh girl, don't I know it

The unknown figure is shown to be The Babadook from the movie The Babadook, the jackalope now looks mildly annoyed

Babadook: I mean, they used to call me a queer icon!

Jackalope: I know, Mr Babadook

Babadook: And now, Hollywood won't return my calls!

Jackalope: I know, Mr Babadook

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Apr 17

Coffee (2/2)

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Apr 17

Coffee (1/2)

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Apr 10

I need Steel Ball Run to come back to me... Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where are you....

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Apr 9

Happy birthday Legoshi!! Did one of these templates a bit ago for my favorite beastars good boy

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Apr 3

Sometimes gaydar is just "please be gay"dar

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Mar 27

A young lesbian takes a driving lesson in a cemetery–

A mother (reindeer) and her teen daughter (jackalope) are in a car
Jackalope: Hey mom, so before we start my first driving lesson, can I ask a question?
Mom: Sure

There is a red car in the middle of a cemetery
Jackalope: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS IN A CEMETERY?!

The reindeer mother is only in view now, holding up three fingers

Reindeer: Cemeteries are the perfect place to learn driving! There's rarely anyone in them, you have long, winding roads– not to mention I learned how to drive in one!

Now there's only the jackalope daughter in view. She looks annoyed.

Reindeer Mother (off page): Also, this way, I know you won't kill anyone
Jackalope: Great vote of confidence.

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Mar 20

The people have been asking for the truth: am I a furry?

Narration box at the top reads "2019" and in the panel, a short haired lesbian stands.

A person off page asks her, "Hey Em, what are you, a furry?"

She responds, "Oh haha, very funny"

Narration box reads "Now"

A furry stands there. It is the fursona of the lesbian from the first panel.

She is in the "You Know I Had to Do It to Em" pose

emery w.@makeshiftemery· Mar 13

What would you do? 🤔