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Jordan

@malicae

Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island. 🖖 Navigating the Great Material Continuum at

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Jordan@malicae· 1d

Brings to mind this old classic

Old internet meme

"Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit"

With a crude drawing of a woman, whose left breast is decked out in a party hat, horn, and confetti

Jordan@malicae· 18d

Anthony Hopkins in the Road to Wellville

Jordan@malicae· 22d

A page of text that reads

"52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you."

Superimposed red meme text: "Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take"

Jordan@malicae· 29d

Gretchen whitmer in a blue suit hiding her face with a matching blue folder while being photographed in the Oval Office

Jordan@malicae· Jul 23

Guy in the corner at a party meme saying "they don't know that protests don't get votes, unpaid door to door solicitation and telemarketing do"

As the rest of the party dances with a protest sign saying "fuck trump"

Jordan@malicae· May 31

I found the first butterfly eggs of the season in my garden! (Black Swallowtail!)

Green dill foliage with two cream colored dots - Black Swallowtail Eggs!

Jordan@malicae· May 26

I made this about my local committee regarding No Kings II, and it's still holding up. Just resentment for any type of fun

Jordan@malicae· May 26

Bearded irises in my garden #FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling #gardening #photography #gardensky

Two white beaded iris blooms with purple edges against a green foliage background

A antique rose pink bearded iris that fades to a orangish cream against a green foliage background

A dark purple bearded iris bloom against a background of green foliage

Jordan@malicae· May 26

The peonies are here! #gardening #bloomscrolling #photography #gardensky

A coral pink peony flower with yellow stamens in the center, with a background of green foliage

Jordan@malicae· May 24

Jordan@malicae· May 13

Plenty out here on the Island!

A Canada Goose gosling in grass

Jordan@malicae· May 10

All this is just (more) proof that transwomen are women

Jordan@malicae· May 8

Give me your favorite non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor.

The characters from the animated show Gargoyles

Jordan@malicae· Apr 20

What's going on?

(Radial menu)

O It's annoying or not interested
X I'm in this photo and I don't like it
O I don't think it should be on Facebook
O It's spam

Jordan@malicae· Apr 16

Post a character that starts with the letter D (First or Last) Dax

A surgeon's gloved hands holding a slug-like Trill symbiote named Dax

Jordan@malicae· Apr 13

Mastic mentioned - drink!

Two frames, the top shows a white man listening the other man, younger also white, depicted in the bottom frame. Captions:

Frame 1: And I don't want to stay in Mastic. You been to Mastic?

Frame 2: Uh-uh. No way. Whole town full of losers. I-- I had to get out.

Jordan@malicae· Apr 5

I'm doing my part with last night's Pavlova #baking #bakingsky #foodsky

A white pavlova topped with blueberries, strawberries, pale purple blueberry meringues, and mint sprigs.

Jordan@malicae· Feb 14

Happy valentine's day to all of you gorgeous people

A meme with a red rose on left and violets on the right, with the poem

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a hall pass,
I'd use it for you"

Jordan@malicae· Feb 4

The front page of the August 2025 print edition of The Onion. It features a photo of a black cloud formation, with the headline "BREAKING: THE DARKNESS RETURNS"

Jordan@malicae· Dec 8

the line drawn "yeah" meme, which vaguely and yet somehow exactly looks like this particular cat portrait.

Jordan@malicae· Dec 4

A meme from the movie Half Baked, where Jon Stewart's famous bit "have you ever tried it on weed" is modified to say "have you ever tried the military industrial complex on ketamine?"

Jordan@malicae· Nov 28

Well, that was fast #startrek #treksky

The lego Enterprise D, released this morning, is already on backorder

Jordan@malicae· Nov 28

"You will be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

Quark, Rom, and Nog; three ferengi from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Jordan@malicae· Nov 27

Coffee for me and the Ugly Owl Consortium!

Jordan@malicae· Nov 25

The level of accurate specificity here is frankly a bit terrifying.

Jordan@malicae· Nov 11

If see this, post your bird art My first attempt at carving lol

A wooden, hand-carved owl with the body of a penguin. Look, it was my first try, okay?

Jordan@malicae· Nov 10

*taps sign* we don't have to do this sort of thing.

A excerpt from Meditations: "52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you."

Added caption: Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take

Jordan@malicae· Nov 9

Two cats, a white one on top of a blanket, and a black one under the same blanket

Jordan@malicae· Nov 8

A picture of Ned Ludd with the caption

"Ned Ludd was right
Smash the Mainframes"

Jordan@malicae· Nov 4