Gay marriage is so irritating lol

Happy Dore, San Francisco! ⛓️

I want our guests to feel welcome

Husband: I got a new shoe rack! Isn’t it cute? Me: Do you have… four pairs of the exact same kind of shoe???

Sam has a seat at the head of the table

A martini in El Paso costs… $6?

I told my husband I have an idea for improving the cat room

So glad we got in when we did — things seem to be getting even nuttier in the San Francisco real estate market. 😳😳😳

Then he nested 🥹🥹🥹

I leave for one damn day and my husband buys my cat a damn cat condo for the cat’s room* *yes the cat has his own room in San Francisco which we could theoretically rent out but whatever no one wants a room with a litter box in it

Hey San Francisco, this is where your water comes from. The Hetch Hetchy valley in Yosemite is well worth the trip for the gorgeous views and hiking!

Even here they’re giving the bears ozempic 😭🧸😭🧸

The United States has… issues, but fuck if it ain’t pretty in a lot of spots

If it helps this was the display at Macy’s in downtown Minneapolis in 2016 😅

Sam has emerged—just one room over—for snuggles. He’s going to be fine.

Update: the situation has not improved

Sam is Not Impressed with his new home #dobetterhuman

Arm day is always a good day 🦾

Weird patterns too this early. Why are these areas purple???

He seems ok w it

The question in San Francisco isn’t “are these prices going to continue to go up like this, where can it stop” but rather “where are we in the constant boom and bust cycle of this crazy city?” And it’s anyone’s guess.

Bloomf meetup with longtime far-away friend-crush @beardynoise.bsky.social! Haven’t seen this one since… 2019? Way too long. Welcome to San Francisco!

Sam has turned into such a cuddle bug

I was grateful to be honored by the Minnesota Native Bar Association and spoke at lawyer admissions ceremonies in the afternoon on a beautiful spring day in Minnesota. I love California, but Minnesota’s legal community is just wonderful. 🥰🥰🥰

The Brilliant Lady is in San Francisco today. Flashbacks to 4 AM dance parties immediately entered my head!

New house views 😍🌉

On Friday, at Law Day in Minneapolis, I gave a little speech regarding how Minnesota lawyers showed the world what defending the rule of law looks like. A friend got a photo where I actually look like A Real Lawyer.

Minnesotans: “oh I betcha don’t know how to pronounce this place” Me, an Oklahoman, some of the o.g. butcherers of language: “hold my 3.2% beer” (New Prague is adorable tho)

It’s official! We closed on the San Francisco property that we will renovate into the home of our dreams. Going from being a (closeted in denial) gay in rural Oklahoma to owning a house in the middle of the iconic Castro gayborhood is a dream come true! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

A selection of party outfits. The gays love a theme party!