Many Types of Tea
@manytypesoftea
Future ghost. Curly now.
This is just to say I have eaten the plums That were in the fridge They were alright
I find them very cute. Here’s one on my neighbour’s roof. It’s a terrifying time when all they can do is run and not fly
Saw this at a Specsavers in town yesterday. They just can’t handle the idea of a seagull with spectacles. Let him in you cowards
First outdoor ice cream of the year yesterday. It was an Oyster and this was the setting
Imagine being the sort of degenerate who doesn’t clean out the grate & also does not leave one match in the box, what’s wrong with you (also you’re no match for my ingenuity, I used the toaster & didn’t even die)
The sun has decided to take vengeance on Glasgow for some reason, idk, it’s blasting 100,000 lux into my retinas
I’ve lived in my flat for three and a half years and for the whole of that time, wished i had a table for my tea beside me. Despite having a table that I could put beside me. Today I put it beside me.
There’s a particular type of rage in my heart that I keep for comments like this (on a sweet story about a deer getting out of a ravine because volunteers built steps for him, & how he reunited with his herd)
Saw a sea creature today (it was dead RIP) ((but it was cool))
Should I start wearing the fruit necklaces that I used to make out of Fimo as a child Y/Y
There are still pudding bargains to be had, for those that love pudding (£1.49)
Car hire companies: we’ve gone ahead and given you a wee upgrade from the economy mini you booked, is that okay? The upgrade:
Genuinely sad to see this as he was the Car Dad of my youth, but also genuinely in awe of his kids’ names