Marché’s IPhone
@marchesiphone
BIFC I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I’m an anti villain. Shit will get done; don’t ask too many questions.
Smoothie King fired two workers that refused to serve a man in a Trump hoodie. Oh well their smoothies were nasty as fuck anyway. I could NEVER support a child sxx trafficker. I hope they hemorrhage money. I hope they close locations.
Okay but whose baby shower do I need to go to to win a rooster?
Okay this is a level of hilarity I have to share…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #badbitch #stockmarket
Also Dwayne Carter, YOU WERE NOT SNUBBED EITHER! Even by denotation. Realistically, what songs would you even remember enough to perform at the Super Bowl? What creative concept would you even have for a 17 minute show? What— you wanted to submit the Carter 6 for consideration? Wayne… I’m not
If that shit is disrespectful and your feelings are hurt just remember…
Ready to sue the Zeus Network for wrongful death yet???? #badboys RIP
Yeahhh time to see through the bullshit America is pushing. They used to be good at propaganda.
Soooo Ice is hazing new agents by tea bagging, gluing their pubic hair on their face, and making them eat a cookie with everyone semen on it… They know they could have went to college instead right???
Apple is blatantly lying. Ive listen to Kendrick (GNX) for more than 1,000 minutes but some sexy songs for you is my number 3 most played album at 23 minutes???? Yeah OKAY Apple.
Apple… you have some explaining to do. Explain to me how I don’t listen to Drake, but he has a top album on my list??? Mind you I still listen to GNX. I have absolutely listened to that album and let god sort them out repeatedly but DRAKE is on my apple wrapped 2025. HOW?????
Lol you’re apparently my top channel on YouTube. 🤣 @realjnolan.bsky.social
I’ve arrived the conclusion that Trump legitimately DOES NOT HAVE A BASE. I fucking knew the majority of his supporters were bots. Next stop proving he stole the 2024 election.
THE EPSTEIN LIST HAS BEEN FOUND IN THR EMAILS!!!! MAYDAY MAYDAY! RED ALERT! TAKE COVER!!!!
Some of y’all aren’t beating the pretty and dumb as fuck allegations.
Okay. Let’s get the DSCC…. One— two— the voters are coming for you. Let’s remove Chuck Schumer. 😈 Also we need to put faces to the DSCC. Flood them with calls and emails. Figure out who is funding them.
Wait this is a concept I didn’t know I needed. Gay fabulous vampires???? YES!
This story brought me great joy. Aye down and got kicked out. 😬🤣🤣 #blacksky #blackskyafterdark
Ngl…. If I was Drake this would be my 13-leventh reason. I’d have to just end it all. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #worldseries #burrito #chicken #dodgers #MUSTARD
