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Programo y diseño videojueguitos y escribo cosas, but en el curro programo cosas de maletas. Aficionado a los rolitos, andalûh orguyoço y embajador de la Federación de Planetas Unidos. Sangre roja y corazón a la izquierda. He/him.

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Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir mariobg.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· 2d

Meme de un gato negro con las pupilas tremendamente dilatadas mirando al infinito. El texto dice "Diavlo", con V.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· 15d

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.

Screenshot from Star Trek Starfleet Academy depicting a male cadet in the Command branch (named Darem Reymi) talking to a male Klingon cadet in the Science branch facing away from the camera. Darem is saying "Klingons on Ibiza", as shown by the closed captions.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· 16d

I'm assembling a team 🖖

Bio of a Star Trek original character, ambassador Klo Lopez Camoes (human ex-borg, she/they). It says: "Klo López Camoes belongs to the diplomatic corps and, as such, it isn't strictly my purview to write a report on her, but I'd rather do so to provide the captain with all her crew's information. Born in Mondoñedo (Lugo), she was one of the family members present in the Wolf 359 massacre. She was assimilated by the Borg and kept in a cube for six years, then saved about 10 years ago by the USS Montecristo at the Battle of Sector 001. She was in intensive therapy for four years, when she was finally discharged and cleared to join the diplomatic corps to establish communication with other cultures in a healthy and consensual way, in contrast to her own experience.
She still deals with the scars and insecurities derived from her time with the Borg Collective, but her colleagues agree she is doing better every day. This is her first mission as a solo envoy, and I trust the wonderful officers aboard the USS Iberia to help her wherever necessary and to help her find her own voice with which to reach out in peace to our fellow inhabitants of the cosmos."

Bio of a Star Trek original character, lieutenant commander Jul (human they/them). It says: "Lieutenant commander Jul grew up with their sister T'Nau in Alanís, in the Seville province, and their adoptive father is a member of the Vulcan diplomatic commission on Earth. Their friendly rivalry with their sister throughout their career in Starfleet culminated when they both graduated as best in their respective years, one as big starship pilot, the other as fighter pilot. Obviously, Jul, master of contrarianism, decided to go for fighter craft, going against established Starfleet doctrine for the previous two centuries. However, in their last assignment, they managed to convinced captain Fernández to equip the USS Iberia's standard shuttles with fighter capabilities through sheer stubbornness. They've not talked to their sister for a while now, there's concern about how they will take it when they realize they'll be serving together. Wouldn't be their first reprimand for being too short-tempered.
Most pilots that have served with Jul would say they're extremely outgoing, and with a natural feel for leadership. Most deck engineers, as a pain in the arse, but one you reluctantly grow fond of. Most captains, that, if they stopped self-sabotaging, they'd achieve whatever they wanted. They... Well, I'm not sure they even know exactly what they want. But, the day they decide, the whole galaxy better watch out."

Bio of a Star Trek original character, lieutenant junior grade Pyria Sh'andalan (andorian, she/her). It says: "Lieutenant junior grade Pyria Sh'andalan is an andorian born in Sierra Nevada (Granada). Her parents are the family's second generation of Granadans, living in the town and managing the White Peaks hotel, restored by her grandparents in the early 24th century. She, however, has always been very fierce and independent, and by age 7 she got in a transporter to Barcelona and signed up to lieutenant Grohla's family's Bat'leth academy when she found out about it. At age 9 she did the same for the Carranza historical fencing academy in Madrid to learn longsword and rapier fencing, deciding to stay with only the former after the first couple of months.
Officers that have served with lieutenant Sh'andalan agree they know no fiercer warrior in battle, to the point of often being actively reckless. Reports agree that it all comes from a deeply-seated wish to protect her crew, whom she considers practically family, and treats with aggressive cheerfulness. However, that same impulsivity has led her to trouble more than once, and has kept many promotions from her. I do think serving on a ship that operates under Iberian culture will benefit her quite a lot, since the expectation will actually be to deal with things more directly and with a generous dash of humour, which matches her own approach a whole lot."

Bio of a Star Trek original character, ensign Luis Sanchez Nedas (human/bolian, he/him). It says: "Ensign Luis Sánchez Nedas is an engineer, born and raised in Cangas de Onís (Asturias). The town is part of the Traditional Asturian Cities Society and, as such, it rejects the introduction of any technology that seriously bends its traditional traits. Its traditional cooking, especially, was what startled Luis' dad the most when he first arrived to the region and saw a half-metre, kilo-and-a-half breaded beef delicacy known as cachopo, stuffed with afuega'l pitu cheese and sliced smoked meat. They've always eaten well and hearty in his home, and I can personally attest to that; his mom, Amelia, is a well-known retired Starfleet captain and I've had the chance to dine with her a number of times, most of those in the Lil' Bolian's Tavern, the place where Orids and, sometimes, her, delight the entire county with such treats.
Luis grew up surrounded by this devotion to good food and the love of all the Tavern's regulars, resulting in a charming and talkative personality. He's always been interested in messing around and jumping from one project to the next, so he's basically the perfect shuttle engineer. He's technically under commander Navarro's orders but, honestly, the shuttle bay works pretty much independently, so he'll be more in touch with commander Jul. To be frank, I'm quite curious how Navarro and Jul's acid personalities will mesh with ensign Sánchez's neverending optimism."

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· 20d

Hay un par de grupos de música que discrepan GKDKFK

Fragmento del principio de la letra del remix del grupo Parquesvr de Çambra der Huebê Çanto, original de Califato Tres por Cuatro. Empieza diciendo "A ver, Ayuso, una cosa, que no me entero. Si Madrid es España dentro de España, ¿Leganés qué es? ¿Andalucía?"

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· 29d

Good luck :3

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jul 2

Pero... ¿la nécora es o no es Amancio Ortega?

Meme con un señor en traje y con maletín de pie en una autopista en la que hay un cangrejo gigantesco que está agarrando coches con las pinzas mientras alguien huye corriendo. El texto son tres párrafos. El primero dice "WTF don Amancio Ortega"; el segundo, "Adquirió la habilidad de transformarse en una nécora gargantuesca", y el tercero, "Bueno mira que haga lo que quiera con su vida país de envidiosos gracias poderoso caballero".

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jun 10

y pa muestra un botón

Two Bluesky posts. First one by Alejandra Caraballo (esqueer.net), last one of its thread: "Elon is an existential threat to democracy around the world. He is set to become a trillionaire this week and can use that money to prop up far right fascist movements across the world. Governments need to treat him as the threat that he is. Sanction and divest him of his property". Second one by dean winchester lovebot (aestheria.bsky.social) (in Spanish): "We live in a constant state of 'Germany has declared war on Russia. I went swimming in the evening'".

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· May 30

Meme de "Long Long Man", con un hombre partiendo longitudinalmente una gominola en tira muy larga, pero con la cara sustituida por un pez y con el título "Long Long Fih"

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· May 26

<gasp> she both wearing a coloured robe *and* holding up a whiteboard, it'd be rude not to

meme in three images. the first one is the original; kyle, in a red robe, leaning on the left side of a doorframe and holding a whiteboard that says "Penits". The second one is mirrored, the robe is blue, and it says "Wololo". The third one is like the first one but the robe is now blue.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· May 25

volvemos a estar en esa época del año :_)

Aire acondicionado portátil enfriando. La temperatura está configurada a 25°C.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· May 23

Que no se diga que no commiteo al bit GJDKFKGKFK

Calzoncillos de Pedro Sánchez. Sale repetido tres veces vestido de traje con la bandera de España y de la Unión Europea de fondo.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Apr 11

ah yes such a cute nose

An edited version of the original chibi with a Mortadelo y Filemón style nose, that is, a very big round one with two warts and some folds. The smile is partially obscured behind it

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Apr 5

Had First Contact Day salmon ❤️✨🖖

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Mar 31

it annoys me to no end that folks want shows that are tonally identical to previous ones :( next time I see one of those takes I have my answer: "damn right, we should make everything exactly as it was originally made; actually, we need to go back to this absolute banger"

Part of the most famous picture for Plato's Cave allegory. It shows three hooded figures holding up the silhouettes for three objects against a fire, thus projecting their shadows onto a cave's wall. Three other people are watching said shadows intently.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Mar 28

:_)

Foto de una campana extractora con la marca visible: Mepamsa.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Mar 24

1 minutito con la pizarra que tengo detrás del escritorio

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Mar 16

Historia Civilis on YT has a brilliant video (www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvk_...) on the history of work and especially capitalism, and there's a couple parts that really set my blood boiling

Excerpt from the transcript for the linked video: "[...]the poor, and specifically the “problem” of the leisure activities of the poor. The capitalists were very open about this, they said that the only legitimate leisure activities for the poor were mental cultivation or religious study. Basically, studying Latin or studying the Bible, that’s what poor people should be allowed to do for fun. Anything other than that, they argued, was corrosive to the culture. For those keeping track at home, bribing the church and turning into a private tool of the capitalist class, not corrosive to the culture. Relaxing on a [...]"

Another excerpt: "[...]months and worked half as hard as they normally did. As a capitalist, this drove Palmer crazy. He felt that it was deeply important for workers to be up 4 hours before sunrise every day, even if they didn’t really have any work to do. If they didn’t want to wake up on their own, he would do it for them. So he had the church bell ring at 4 o’clock every morning, 4 hours before sunrise. He also felt that it was his job to tell people when to go to bed, so he had the church bell ring at 8 o’clock every evening."

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Mar 13

para tú <3 mucho ánimo my fren

silky terrier mirando a cámara bien mono en una cama bien grande con su jersey puesto y una mantita. La cama está en el hueco entre un sillón naranja y una mesa de escritorio.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Mar 13

If we try it and the power star runs out too quickly, we can also try this

Picture of the Strait of Hormuz with an oil tanker at each side and a red arrow going across land, indicating that this is the path the oil tanker shoud take. Over the arrow is a Minecraft ender pearl, with the legend "Ender Pearl across".

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Mar 10

todas las carreras son la misma carrera

Diagrama de bloques de ingeniería de software que denota una estructura de capa de usuario, vistas, backend y base de datos, cada una con sus correspondientes subsistemas que interactúan entre ellos

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Feb 27

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A shot from inside a car of a motorway across some rolling Mediterranean hills with some crops growing and beautiful fluffy clouds, with some snowed-in mountains in the background.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Feb 18

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plunge—What’s Happening?
Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain.
The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jan 28

more...

Plants by a fence with some green poking through the snow

A big empty lot with some big trees, all covered in snow

Street intersection covered in snow, with some car tracks through the middle

Street covered in snow with some cars parked on the side, a church visible in the background

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jan 28

madrid snow :3

Me holding a snowball with a funny cat sticker covering my face

A car bonnet covered in snow. Some has been collected to form a snowball (not shown)

A street covered in light snow with cars parked on the side, also snow covered

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jan 28

In which case may I offer a bunch of neños increíblemente tontos (endearing) 🥺

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jan 23

(some of) the kids are alright <3 (pero yea mayoritariamente same hhh)

Fiat Topolino, un coche muy pequeño y asequible de 2 plazas y velocidad limitada, en verde pastel.

Fiat Pandina, un pequeño 4x4, en rojo y con una mujer agachada al lado

Renault Twingo eléctrico en verde sapito

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jan 23

but also........... yknow....... careful with other smaller grifters because I'm seeing either folks who have only photos from the show/public appearances or this kind of mound o'slop 🫠 they don't inspire much trust

Picture from a Starfleet Academy jacket listing's posted picture. The patch on the arm is visibly AI generated, and there are other details that give it away (the wool's texture, slightly wonky letters, buttons that appear painted on, etcetera)

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jan 20

and just to check, I'm guessing this is the padd in question?

3D model of a Romulan padd with a curved corner

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jan 19

but what about our zombie vulcans i mean the look on the first one just 👀 (don't miss out on the alt text I'm really proud of this one HAHA)

Shot from Star Trek Enterprise S03E05 "Impulse". We can see two Vulcans afflicted by some disease through a starship corridor in serious disrepair, sparks flying and all. They are stumbling towards the camera, and the look on the first one screams "I'm gonna screw your brains out in a way that will make Pon Farr sex seem like an awkward hug from a work colleague"

MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition@mariobg· Jan 16