mark roebuck
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they beat my ass on the new american gladiators but aren't gonna show the footage because they said there was no "entertainment value" in what went down that day
Jon Taffer watching me grab a hot burger off the grill and try to flip it with my hands
"Infinity Vision" are special glasses that make it look like Robert Downey Jr plays all the parts
“Well, everyone knows that eggs do not lay eggs. What this book presupposes is… maybe they do?”
"You think I could trouble you fer another glass of that there Cheetoh juice, feller?"
“You see Ben Stiller over there? Larry David? I’m gonna watch the next round with those guys.”
This was advertised to me on my smart tv and brought me more joy than anything I’ve watched on it in a month
For the price of your morning latte, you could’ve bought an ounce of legal weed in the beautiful state of Michigan
Prolly gonna wear my Mark Roebuck shirt and Mark Roebuck necklace to the thing this weekend
Peak pro wrestling was in the early 90s when Sargent Slaughter defected and got really into Iraq and then Hulk Hogan had to hit him in the head with a steel chair until he loved America again.
DID YOU KNOW: The script for ‘The Godfather’ called for Vito to eat the cat like an apple, establishing his violent and dominant nature early in the film?? However, Brando hit it off with the cat on set, and the scene was changed on the fly.