marshwort 🏳️⚧️
@marshwort
gender-complicated redneck communist jokester and occasional lumberjack
wtf i thought hormones were supposed to give me six-pack abs? i need to speak to the manager in charge of biology!
Li'l Cheezie here has the right idea when it comes to the sweltering heat 😌
it was at this moment at KDays that i stopped and said out loud, "oh my god, only now do i understand what the Insane Clown Posse was trying to teach us" and i truly felt like Saul on the road to Damascus
this was what KDays in Edmonton looked like at 9:16pm lmao,right before the storm hit, holy shit
there is a cat at the end of this leash, and another one off-leash right beside him...
apologies to those with bug phobias but LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL GAL!!! she was busy laying her eggs in poor doomed grubs, but she didn't mind posing for a few glamour shots 😌
i was outside my house puttering around and my own shadow nearly gave me a heart attack because i forgot i was wearing bunny ears 🫡
last night i couldn't fall asleep so naturally enough i was looking through galleries of hi-res images from the various moon landings (URL in alt text) and amongst the Apollo 15 photos i found THIS! conclusive proof that the MOON IS TRANS!!
she was slurping on her toes noisily like they were short ribs, not gonna lie i'm kinda jealous of her flexibility...
to all my cool-as-hell bluesky buddies, me and Geoffy just wanted to say: Happy Pride Month 😽
my new phone has a "night vision" mode and i've become obsessed with how it makes everything around here look like it's in a Tim Burton film 😎
hey Todd Howard, this is the kind of wholesome nerd bullshit i'm forced to do when you haven't released a single-player Fallout or Elder Scrolls game in over a fucking DECADE 🤬
"There, the White House’s top diplomat gifted Leo, 70, with a crystal football emblazoned with the seal of the State Department. “Wow, okay,” the pope responded as Rubio showed him the gift, with Rubio quipping, “What to get someone who has everything?”"
i let him try on my old stab-proof vest but it might be a little too small 😽
someone threw away an entire unused security camera system! now i control the Panopticon!! absolute power has absolutely corrupted me!!!
this is the face of a proud warrior who hath slain the evil mouse who was pooping on the kitchen counter! all hail the mighty Geoffy!