Martha O'Neill (@marthamon) · DIRTY

Martha O'Neill

@marthamon

Comedian, voice actor, aspiring writer, stained glass artist (neophyte), giver of awkward hugs. Canadian.

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Martha O'Neill@marthamon· 16d

Not sure how it works, but helpful in a weak economy!

Food truck/trailer on a beach with signs with the words “Food Rentals” attached.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· 22d

Every year I make dill pickles and get my friends (on FB) to help me name them. My friends are hilarious! Anyway, here are the winners of "The Naming of the Pickles", July 2026 edish.

Labels for pickle jars with punny names. The names (written above July 2026 in every case) are: Dill Nye the Pickle Guy, Legally Brined, Cathebrine O'Hara, An Affair to Cucumber, Felt Cuke, Might Dill-Eat Later, The Mandillorian, Brine after Brine, Notting Dill, Dilly Connolly, Andy Gherkis, Solsbury Dill, Amy Brinehouse, The Odillsey, Daisy Cukes.

Fourteen jars of homemade dill pickles with the labels attached.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· 22d

Seriously, No Frills, have you even watched the news?

Flyer ad for Taylor Farms lettuce at No Frills in Ontario.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· 22d

I made pickles! (good day!)

14 jars of homemade pickles sitting on a tea towel as they wait to seal.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· 24d

Jarring to re-watch a film you loved when you were young, only to realize the heart-throb lead you crushed on now reminds you of your son & that the Dad/Principal/Evil-Dojo-Owner is the hottie.

Photo of Martin Kove who played the baddie in Karate Kid, John Kreese. A VERY handsome man.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· 24d

Reminds me of that hilarious Ronaldo bust from a few years ago.

Very ugly, yet hilarious, bronze bust of football star Ronaldo.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jul 5

Pretty sure it's Kate Bush.

Still from Kate Bush's video "Cloudbusting". She is sitting on a contraption that is pointed to the sky. In the video it is a lightning and/or rain maker.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jul 1

Happy Canada D'eh!

Photo of a beaver holding a bottle of Molson Canadian beer. The bottle is an old-school stubby!

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jun 30

Maybe Kawhi remembers this from 7 years ago? Probably.

Old Facebook status reading: I Kawhi stays in Toronto, I promise to give him my entire Beanie Baby collection.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jun 28

So agree - saved this because it resonated!

Sign reading “Now it’s Saturday Evening.” The caption above reads “I love my dementia clock.”

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jun 19

I had one on my dill plant for days, but he disappeared yesterday! Hope the little dude is okay.

Yellow and black caterpillar munching on/destroying a dill plant. That’s fine, I have lots of dill!

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· May 28

Beds: How do they work? (A George Michael investigation.)

A VERY HANDSOME brown and white Shih-Poo asleep on a dog bed - head on the floor, butt on the bed.

A VERY HANDSOME brown and white Shih-Poo asleep on a dog bed - bottom half on the floor, top half on the bed.

The same VERY HANDSOME brown and white Shih-Poo asleep on a dog bed - most of his body on the floor, butt on the bed.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· May 18

Made this in stained glass because *waves arms madly*.

Stained glass depicting a dumpster fire.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· May 7

Must have accidentally turned on my stopwatch over two months ago! Either that or I’m Forrest Gump.

iPhone stopwatch showing 1467 hours, 19 minutes and 56 seconds (and .84 of a second)

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Apr 15

140?! Someone please bless this poor creature with menopause.

Headline: “A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat”
Photo fits description!

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Mar 2

Happy 6th Birthday to George Michael. Our wonderful ball of floof and love.

Brown and white shih-poo dog. He is VERY HANDSOME.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Feb 19

Just me?

Prince Andrew with a horrified look on his face as he is driven off in a car today. Headline from the NY Post "Crown Wince."

Prince Philip with a horrified look on his face in the back of a car in Dec. 2019

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Feb 5

Just finished this piece! Gave me some trouble, but proud of her.

Stained glass panel depicting a woman in a red dress holding a black umbrella standing in the rain.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jan 30

I have been "so done with this shit" since I was in Grade 2.

7 year old me smirking.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jan 19

I made a spin on that cover in stained glass (max. nerd-out.)

Stained glass panel mixing "Dark side of the Moon" cover with a Star Trek insignia in the middle instead of the triangle.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jan 18

A+

Meme of Milli Vanilli giving their Grammy award to Trump

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Jan 12

Started/Going

FB status of mine from Jan 11 2022 - I've had a rough month. Please don't make me figure out what wordle is.

Wordle stats showing I've played Wordle 1089 times since January, 2022.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Dec 25

Wishing happiness and joy to you and yours!

Blue stained glass ornament with the word joy on it.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Dec 24

I mean, a case *could* be made...

The grinch crawling in a chimney vs John McClane crawling in an air duct

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Dec 18

Raise your hand if you also thought this guy from Die Hard was Huey Lewis.

Actor from Die Hard who looks JUST LIKE HUEY LEWIS.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Oct 31

Latest stained glass project! Hope you like it!

An abstract stained glass panel made with many bright colours in geometric shapes. 12 inches x 15 inches.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Oct 15

Spotted some really weird-ass vans this week.

Back window of a black van covered with black and white photo of a man creepily staring ahead.

Mannequin of the torso and head of a man mid-butterfly stroke affixed on the roof of a white van near the front windshield.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Sep 11

Busy creating stained glass pieces. A recent one:

Stained glass Handmaiden throwing up her middle finger.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Sep 4

Throwback to when they closed the Sex Doll Brothel in my neighbourhood.

Press release from August 29, 2018 from Toronto City Councillor declaring that the “sex doll brothel” in Willowdale has been closed after investigation.

Martha O'Neill@marthamon· Aug 31

Aspirational epitaph.

Headstone that reads: “Anne 1936-2016 She tried her best”