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Martin Bell

@martinbell

This is why events unnerve me.

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Martin Bell@martinbell· 27d

YOU'RE BETTER THAN THE BEATLES

Martin Bell@martinbell· 29d

Hydration break

Martin Bell@martinbell· 29d

This is a terrible, terrible game of football.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jul 14

Hydration break

A martini with olives

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jul 14

Think the Wizard of Oz Scarecrow is putting up signs in my neighbourhood

a signpost showing two conflicting signs to get to Muirend train station

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jul 6

Hydration break

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jul 6

I get the jist, but "forcavated" is just a fantastic made up word. Or maybe it's real, I dunno.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jul 5

Vikings, 800AD

Headline from the Guardian: "Shaking it up: why salt is this summer's hottest ingredient"

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jun 29

Drop a Cop

Detective inspector gene Hunt

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jun 27

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jun 23

ah, I see what you're all getting upset about... owned by a City fan...

a shed, with a "Maine Rd M21" sign on it

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jun 17

Kombucha girl not liking the phrase "Ronaldo winning the world cup", but OK with the phrase " Bruno Fernandes winning the world cup "

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jun 13

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jun 13

Very satisfactory clue in my crossword this morning.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jun 12

Billboard with a picture of Elon Muck and the words "If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you're not a visionary, you're just a cunt"

Martin Bell@martinbell· Jun 9

Three milk bottles in a fridge door. All three have been opened and have varying levels of milk in them.

Martin Bell@martinbell· May 27

Washington, Lincoln and Kennedy would be proud.

Martin Bell@martinbell· May 25

Lovely bit of timeline serendipity.

A post showing an image of the first page of moby dick where someone has highlighted "call me Ismael". The next post on the TL is a quote from the moby dick bot that reads "ahab is for ever ahab, man"

Martin Bell@martinbell· May 20

sal-ad

spongebob wondering what a salad is

Martin Bell@martinbell· May 12

jesus.

I don’t do birthday parties. I once got Artie a piñata and stuffed it with candy. We strung it up in my parents’ house, inside. And then my parents and I just watched him go at it. He took all the candy, and he was so happy. That was way better than a birthday party.

Martin Bell@martinbell· May 5

Quietly appreciating the exceedingly Scottish election leaflet just put through my door...

A labour election leaflet with the words "scunnered? So are we."

Martin Bell@martinbell· May 2

First pint of cask Boddies I've had since something like 1998. #bskybeer

A pint of the cream of Manchester.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Apr 30

The appropriate response to pretty much every other post on blue sky these days.

Janey Godley Holding up a sign that reads, "trump is a cunt" while a policeman looks on.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Apr 26

Definitely sounds like something Jesus would say. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

It’s also not true that those who love God are only united by our loves. We’re also united by the things that we hate. We share a hatred of evil. There are things that God hates, and it’s right for us to share that hatred.” Christians, he said, are defined “not just by love” but by “biblically informed hatred”.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Apr 14

There are a bunch of posters of competition winners in the hospital corridor I'm waiting in, and this one is just amazing. Well done P1 winner, Cian Collins...

A child's drawing of a robot doctor.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Apr 11

This one's going to be an absolute winner...

A BlueSky settings screen showing the words, "I'm sorry but" being muted.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Apr 10

A still from the Artemis video feed showing the spacecraft orbiting the earth.

Martin Bell@martinbell· Apr 9

He's literally the 'This Is Fine" dog.

Kevin Hassett saying the the economy is growing next to a chart showing the stock market is all red

Martin Bell@martinbell· Apr 3

Given... All this... I thought I'd start rereading Iain Banks' SF to spend some mental time living in The Culture for a bit. Halfway through Excession, and the ramblings of an evil society based on cruelty and greed are getting far too close to resembling reality...

SEMIWIDE BEAM, AFFRONTBASE ALLTRANS, LOOP.) ATTENTION ALL CRAFT IN ESPERI NEAR SPACE: THE ENTITY LOCATED AT (location sequence enclosed) WAS FIRST DISCOVERED BY THE AFFRONT CRUISER FURI OUS PURPOSE ON (trans; n4.28.803.8+) AND IS HEREBY FULLY AND RIGHTFULLY CLAIMED ON THE BEHALF OF THE AFFRONT REPUBLIC AS AN INTEGRAL AND FULLY SOVEREIGN AFFRONT PROPERTY SUBJECT TO AFFRONT LAWS, EDICTS, RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES. IN THE LIGHT OF THE CULTURE-PROVOKED HOSTILITIES NOW EXISTING BETWEEN THE AFFRONT AND THE CULTURE, THE FULL CUSTODIAL PROTECTION OF AFFRONT ADMINISTRATION HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO THE FOREMENTIONED VOLUME AND TO THAT END AN ORDINANCE ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITING ALL NON-AFFRONT TRAFFIC WITHIN TEN STANDARD LIGHT YEARS AROUND THE ENTITY HAS BEEN ISSUED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT AND HENCE ALL CRAFT INSIDE THIS VOLUME ARE ORDERED TO VACATE SAID VOLUME FORTHWITH. ALL CRAFT AND MATERIAL FOUND TO BE WITHIN THIS VOLUME WILL BE DEEMED TO BE IN CONTRAVENTION OF AFFRONT LAW AND IN CONTEMPT OF THE AFFRONT SUPREME COMMITTEE THUS SUBJECTING THEMSELVES TO THE FULL PUNITIVE MIGHT OF THE AFFRONT MILITARY. TO ENFORCE SAID ORDINANCE A HUNDREDS-STRONG WAR FLEET OF EX-CULTURE CRAFT WHICH HAVE CHOSEN TO RENOUNCE THEIR PREVIOUS ALLEGIANCE TO THE ENEMY HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE ABOVE-MENTIONED LOCATION WITH INSTRUCTIONS RUTHLESSLY TO ENFORCE THIS ORDER. GLORY TO THE AFFRONT!

Martin Bell@martinbell· Apr 2

Storm Dave this weekend. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...

Trigger from Only Fools and Horses. He has a deadpan expression and is wearing his blue suit.