Mary
@maryfrfr
Doom scrolling, probably. She/her. NC Courage fan. Uproar. Woso. Runner. Lifter. Nerd stuff. Cats. Queer. BLM. 🇵🇭
Meanwhile. And some will claim numbers don't matter. To which I say, then your eyes are also broken bc she passed the eye test as well.
It's wild bc none of our other strikers have scored but the complaints are only about Ijeh. Special shout out to the person claiming they could have scored. No you couldn't, nor would you have even gotten into a position to score.
The Courage reddit must be what Heaps meant when she said Americans don't know soccer. Because if I'm to believe the dorks, Ijeh, our goal scorer tonight, is the worst player on our team and a liability who didn't show up. Y'all, just say y'all racist.
For dinner: cauliflower steak over homemade hummus and romesco sauce, topped with roasted chickpeas and cilantro. Plus some box risotto
My sister's dog, Buzz, has been really sick. I pulled out Midas' old pet stroller because Mom mentioned wanting to take Buzz on walks. Turns out, his decline was really fast and today is his last day with us. So I looked out the window just now and saw Mom and Carol taking that walk with him.
Dragged my nephew and his friend to a show at one of my favorite local venues. I can't tell if I feel young being out this late on a Monday or old af surrounded by youths.
I've only been hit by a deer twice. Both times in the daylight driving someone else's car. Today was the second time. Didn't make it to mom's pulmonary rehab.
How dare my sister bring something so offensive into this house. A PDX player?! 🤢🤮
Y'all remember when Chesky called a handball on Becky Sauerbrunn's bloody nose? Yeah, I am not convinced she knows what handball means.
One thing (of many) I love about the Roswell reboot is the OG Liz is brought back to play a gay science genius who is married to Tory Foster
This beetle came after me in the screened in porch last night and now it's dead. Lesson: don't fuck with me. (but also, I said, "oh fuck no" and ran inside 😅)
Went strawberry picking yesterday and sent my sister a banana pudding strawberry pie recipe this morning. Came home and she already had it made. Can't wait for dessert.
Mom just finished her last PT and the progress has been amazing. She moves so much quicker, her breathing better and her balance is much improved. She uses her upright walker for longer walks, but around the house she's utilizing her cane.