Good morning Bsky! We are literally and figuratively on fire, but I (and my son who lives with me) now have our own pet deer. These mom and baby come to our backyard on the regular, eat the grass, leave my herbs alone, are not afraid of us, pose for pictures. Haven't been back since Wed & I worry

On this day of Pure Dogshit Air, I would like to take a moment to thank my elderly cat for having asthma, which is the only reason why there are three air purifiers currently running in my house.

And why do they think we even want to access them? A family member lived in rural OH for a few years a few years ago. Then had a massive mental health crisis while living there. We (rest of fam) came out to help. Stopped in Lynchburg, OH for lunch. Everyone in diner stared. This was on bathroom wall

Check out my corner Dollar General acting like it's the 1990 USSR and they are the only store in the 50 km radius

I just watched S1 of True Detective a few months ago and I'm scared!

On my morning walk to the city swimming pool. What are these? The tree that is visible in the background has them too. This is directly in front of the Cumberland Pool in Cleveland Heights OH

To the person who used the leg press machine before me at the gym this morning. What the almighty fuck is this? Don't do this. They're lucky I'm autistic and love to organize weights in between exercising as a fun break activity

And I had ppl, when I finally was able to talk about it decades later, come at me with various explanations of how it was my fault and nbd anyway. All men. I have a guess as to why none of the women react this way. Anyway, my first block. Wanted to block whoever liked his post, but it was also him

Young Cat is practicing to be an elder by sitting in Elder Cat's spot. Bonus pic of Elder Cat sitting in the spot, as he always does. Also the same pic of Elder Cat but with a caption that a friend of mine added to it. And one more cat pic because I couldn't resist. #Cats #CatsofBluesky #Catsky

I think I'll keep mine. It'll expire earlier, but you can deny it that the design is better.

Same, but on Android (only let me take an extended screenshot in this weird layout) britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

I would love it for the stone Lincoln to stand up, walk down the steps, and go medieval on their asses

I'm starting to see more solar and in more areas of my city. Used to be just the mansions so here's hoping the prices have come down. Going to look into it too. An extra reason for me to do it is, pretty much all homes here, including mine, have old-school electric cables hanging low over backyards

Wanted to make this a QP, but they're understandably disabled so here I am, replying with my 2 cents. I'm not a journalist. But I've lived through a total of 5 M&A at my last two jobs. I got my current job in 2013 because, in 08, on first day at work in the year after our startup was bought, 1/2

Here you go!

My last exbf lived in this Central Ohio town of 10K. (He now lives in Canada.) I was the first immigrant they ever saw, church on every corner, everybody's white, your usual small Ohio town. Idk why but the Russian spelling of Bucyrus is killing me

This is mine. I'm a bit peeved, because neither my current nor my previous city of residence are on this map, but the township where I worked in 00-06 and the small towns in the middle of the cornfields where my two ex-bfs lived, are.

This is my playlist currently, I'll be checking out the songs shared in your thread and adding them

How the hell did I scroll all the comments and all the quotes and saw no sign of the real root cause

The meme. Needed it to respond to scam texts. However in the process of typing this, I realized that the texts are also coming from an AI and no one will see my response

I was looking for the meme that I'll put in the next comment. Duck duck go wasn't finding it, so I tried Google. It found the meme, however it also had opinions

Hey now! When he had hair, he looked quite suave. See for yourself

These donuts trying to be three-tier cakes. Everyone in my metro area loves them. I'm like, give me a fresh, hot plain glazed and take my money

When you pass every level of the suburbs, this is the final boss

Behold! The promised pancakes

My mom got a letter from Melania and you'll never guess what her signature looks like

Good morning from the one cat in the house who's not dozing off right now

Just found full version and there's also swearing? Here it is. Text in the alt so you can feed to a translator. Imo, only way an adult could think that any part of it was written by a sheltered 5yo is if they never listened to the kid and had kid's chatting wash over them like background noise

Oh no, this can't be you, Hunter. Say it ain't so

What the actual fuck did I just read The only two men whose nails I'd be willing to clip: