Amber

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Amber@mashonpotato· 26d

First official blanket to be crocheted for someone other than myself! I don't want to ever crochet any other stitch other than the waffle stitch 🤍

Purple, pink, light aqua and dark blue striped blanket with a purple scalloped edge

Amber@mashonpotato· Jul 17

Can we please remove each and everyone one of our fire fighters from the US immediately?? We just lost a soul the second week of July in Colorado. Enough is ENOUGH. This man is so fucked up in the head it is wild. And anyone who buys this garbage... well it must be nice being that stupid.

Donald Trump truth social post:

We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air, the quality of which is dangerous, and totally unacceptable! I will call the Prime Minister during the day to find out what they are going to do about it. The cost is incalculable! Canada has refused to engage in basic Forest Management and Debris Removal, knowing that such refusal will lead to exactly this result. This is Willful Negligence, and becoming a yearly occurrence, costing the United States Billions of Dollars, which cost of this pollution must of necessity be added to the TARIFFS Canada is currently paying. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted July 17 at 12:24pm PST

Amber@mashonpotato· Jul 14

SAME (pictured are my "pet" raccoons in my backyard.

Fice baby raccoons in a fance surrounded by cedars

Amber@mashonpotato· Jul 8

Went on a little nature walk with the dogs today and it was glorious ❤️ Crazy how exhausted the smallest tasks make me but they sure are good for the soul.

Tall growth forest dotted with ferns and a wide dirt path with leaves surrounding the edges

Amber@mashonpotato· Jul 8

My son texted my daughter this picture of me wearing his world cup pass thing and said "bro, she's acting like she went to the world cup." Spoiled little shit haha (not on my dime but still... spoiled, lippy and a little funny)

Girl in grey hoodie, black sorts, holding a bag of pumpkin flowers with a tree and flower in the background.

Amber@mashonpotato· Jun 24

Week 3 of learning to crochet: Making a blanket. This isn't perfect but this stitch is certainly forgiving which I like as a beginner. I cannot wait to go on vacation and crochet on the other side of the country. #crochet

A grey chunky mesh crochet blanket that is the size of a scarf right now

Amber@mashonpotato· Jun 19

We had some baby racoon guests yesterday... I think I want to keep one.

Four baby raccoons peering at me om a fence. Cedars in the back.

Amber@mashonpotato· Jun 15

Today was SO HOT. We decided to go for a drive and ended up at Centennial Beach (?) and it was gorgeous. Nice to put my feet in the sand and water!

Expansive beach at low tide with blue skies, light wispy clouds and mountains in the background.

Amber@mashonpotato· Jun 13

You are trying to tell me, this loser white man wrote ALL OF THIS? Or did he just write Genesis whatever whatever and then... told everyone about it?? L O L Weaponizes religion is so yucky. And having to do all of this tells me someone is scared of his own inner thoughts.

Bible verse that says: "And God said, 'This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come: I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind. Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life. Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth."

Amber@mashonpotato· Jun 12

CRAZY #BlueJays news!

Sportsnet news: Kirk activated, Heineman DFAd, Varsho placed on IL, Schneider recalled

Amber@mashonpotato· Jun 10

I put up this hummingbird feeder last night and came around the corner this morning to THIS! I AM SO HAPPY! This will be perfect for the hot weather rolling in this weekend ☀️ #birdsky

Hummingbird perched on a feeder that ia auctioned to the window. In the background are cedars and a wooden bird house on a fence.

Amber@mashonpotato· Jun 1

White man with small rectangle glasses, head tilted wearing an ill fitted suit with a purple tie featuring diagonal pink stripes. Lips pursed. Head tilted.

Amber@mashonpotato· Jun 1

I dont know if this counts as an actual death threat?

Amber@mashonpotato· May 18

If you see this, post a tree

Amber@mashonpotato· May 6

The way my dogs KNOW my son is injured but they refuse to listen 95% of the time really tells me they are too smart for their own good.

Two whippets - one black, brown and white brindle and the other a red and white, are standing under greenery staring off towards the left

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 27

This is wild...

Excerpt from a 60 minutes interview with Trump this evening:

But when O'Donnell, during an interview recorded at the White House on Sunday, quoted from the accused gunman Cole Allen's apparent manifesto - "I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes," she read - Trump, who'd been relatively subdued in his responses, flashed a familiar anger.

"I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would, because you're horrible people. Horrible people," Trump said. "Yeah, he did write that. I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody."

O'Donnell interjected, "Oh, do you think he was referring to you?"

But the president blew past her question, declaring, "I'm not a pedophile

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 24

And then this being the hidden reply is so funny hahaha

Post by moobsky that says "Given Moob's inherent lack of tone, do you think your "trying" might have been interpreted as another test for him?"

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 23

Well @averageface.swifties.social and @acasatua.bsky.social seems the old man is very sensitive. As a medium old lady, I tried. Lol

Screenshot of a Bluesky exchange. First post by aster-verite.bsky.social: "Nice try, but bitch please is new colloquial term that applies to everyone but especially disingenuous shit stains promoting toxic motorsports... And bitch, your sport is helping kill the planet, I can't scrolll past that. GFY" Reply by me: "I truly cannot imagine being a fully grown large man and speaking to YOUNG girls like that. Disgusting behaviour and honestly, you somehow thing because you sit behind a computer and repost and argue with alt-right people you are doing something. You're just an old loser online."

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 16

The world's longest short ribs for dinner.

Four deep red shorts ribs in a round Dutch oven pan on a butcher block

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 14

This makes me so ashamed every time I see them together. But he hasn't aged since I saw him like.... 8.5 years ago haha

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 7

I ADORE this carrot cake my daughter made for Easter thus weekend! Like, how cute is that??

Three layered carrot cake on a white cake stand on the counter. There are little orange carrots with green stalks on them.

Girl holding large carrot cake in a cake stand

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 7

Everything is fine with the Jays. Everything is fine.

TheScore update picture that says: mad max gas forearm tendinitis.

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 7

Easter Monday feast at our house!! When we dine, we dine. It's on this summer @haunze.bsky.social !

Prime rib, cucumber salad, shocked lobster and scalloped potatoes on a counter top

Greyhound cocktail with white foam with a person and a dog in the background

A China plate wirh cucumber salad, prime rib, scalloped potatoes and a lobster tail.

A three level high carrot cake with piped on cream cheese carrots on a white cake stand

Amber@mashonpotato· Apr 4

Perks of owning a seafood business...pre-cooked for Easter dinner on Monday. I feel endlessly lucky for this perk, I can tell you that 🦞

Amber@mashonpotato· Mar 27

You guys look at the cutest piercing I got today to celebrate being 45 lol (I needed to feel something). Also got the bottom holes stretched so I can actually put earrings thru after years of none. Anyway, I love this and cannot wait to put a little hoop in it!

Girl in grey sweatshirt with hair swept up showing her ear with a rook piercing and a lower lobe piercing. Both have a small bar with balls on the front and back.

Amber@mashonpotato· Mar 22

Safe to say the Kardashians are making their paddock debut next weekend and man it is depressing. Love Lewis.... don't love this 😭

Amber@mashonpotato· Mar 7

Seen in Vancouver today. What is WRONG with people??? I wish nothing but the worst for this person.

Amber@mashonpotato· Mar 4

It is quite nice here!

Amber@mashonpotato· Feb 28

Drinking a cocktail and listening to The Alchemy as this shows up on my feed. I think that says all we need to know.

Amber@mashonpotato· Feb 5

You cannot convince me that, except for far right Maple-MAGA, these guys are all besties behind closed doors. Everything is a show and huge divides are being created, why? Because of what the public is being fed. We are here because the right has sewn so much fake hate reteric into their base .