Mike P ✅️ (@masterofgum) · DIRTY

Mike P ✅️

@masterofgum

I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD

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Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· 19d

I found Jimothy!

Timothy raccoon on roku

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· May 28

The silver-spotted skipper didn't skip this flower! ... anyone? ... no? I'll bee seeing myself out. ...anyone?

Silver Spotted Skipper butterfly and a Bumblebee snack on some lavender nectar side-by-side

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· May 24

Wait... what?

Lenny Kravitz and smashing pumpkins had the same cd art

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Mar 19

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Mar 3

@andreagstewart.bsky.social & @thebrokenbinding.bsky.social a better pairing? Never! And the shiny card to boot?? Homerun of homeruns!

Broken Binding edition of book two of the Bone Shard
trilogy. A shiny card and bookmark.

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Feb 21

Ok... wut...

4 decks of magic cards for 640 dollars.

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Feb 9

Bluesky gets it. 👨‍🍳💋

Amy is referencing terms used in football that sound sexual in nature and a post by Mina Kimes uses the term "deep ball to boutte (pronounced booty)" immediately following on my feed. Chef's kiss.

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Feb 7

Well, good thing the foils don"t curl anymore #magicthegathering

Magic the gathering foil is definitely curling

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Jan 1

Well... ok

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Dec 22

I thought this was on purpose.

Beedrill spraying web(?) On popcorn

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Nov 29

Then maybe I can't? (I'm not in a math profession)

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Nov 6

This person stole my banner then blocked me. At least say thanks first!

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Oct 23

Hey, wait! Is this the same crowd telling POC to carry their ID with them if they are afraid?

NPR headline that found republicans opposed the "Vaccine Passport."

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Oct 15

Oh... huh.... wait, is this so he has a place to run to for assylum?

Trump offering Argentina 40 billion

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Jul 22

Is this Darcy from #90dayfiance ?

Muppet Janice

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Jun 14

"Papers"

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Jun 9

Welp

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· May 26

EVERYONE!! I DID NOT KNOW THAT MYRA WAS A CHILDRENS BOOK AUTHOR!! I CARRY MUCH SHAME! @myrafayeturner.bsky.social #SHAME #kidlit #hashtag

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· May 21

@thebrokenbinding.bsky.social The best bookstore on the planet, knocked it flat out of the stratosphere again! Simply beautiful!!

Raymond E Frost Magician

Painted pages edge is a beautiful red and blue skyline of a fictional location

A golden dragon looks to be weighing a treasure while two warriors look on.

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· May 18

Perfect alignment

Two unrelated posts align to say vampires want a highchair

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Apr 23

#Oblivion has become unplayable @elderscrolls.bethesdastudios.com

Almost all the texture refuses to display.

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Apr 23

OMG YALL!! THEY'RE MATING!!

Two UPS trucks mating

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Apr 23

I'm not a Yankees fan, but my Abuelo was. So I got this '47. Such a good fit.

Yankees '47 ball cap with velcro back

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Apr 21

New friend. Acted stuck up.

Yellow and pink moth

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Apr 21

Worst easter egg hunt ever. They weren't even painted.

Pine cones in straw.

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Apr 20

I open my very first pack of Tarkir and pull this monster.

Magic the Gathering: Tarkir. Dracogenesis Enchantment that allows you to cast dragon spells at no mana cost

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Apr 16

@tonyhawkproskater.bsky.social Hey Tony, remember that one time I ran into you in Vegas 25 years ago? I still remember what you said to me that day. "......" That was a great day for both of us.

Tony Hawk doing an interview on the red carpet in 2000.

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Mar 26

OP

Gary Magic the Gathering creature card

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Mar 19

Mark is wearing the...

MtG cloak of Mists

Mike P ✅️@masterofgum· Mar 17

That one was introduced 2 years ago.

H.r. 785 introduced in February 2023.