matsimpsk

@matsimpson

Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. And they'll have to prise my 2012 Nobel Peace Prize out of my cold, dead hands.

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matsimpsk@matsimpson· 4d

This Businessweek cover made me so happy. @modernday.ntk.net

Businessweek cover with the text No more Mr Monkey Boy overlaid over Steve Ballmer face.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· 14d

This day, 9 years ago. The corner of the park lane and shelf side coming down. #coys

The structure of the old while hart lane stadium being demolished by an excavator

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Jul 10

*cries in Gen-Xer*

Text from the press release saying: "Gen Z are more likely to use AI regularly than Millennials and Boomers"

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Jul 8

Wouldn't be the first time a middle-england candidate stood against a dodgy incumbent...

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Jul 2

Show me a cool physical game

The unreleased Who Dares Wins on the Commodore 64.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Jul 2

Always had a lot of time for this Crystal Palace legend

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Jul 2

Sneak preview of the Tonali announcement video.

Conte mid-Southampton meltdown, saying “now this is yours too”.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Jun 17

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Jun 5

Sainsbo’s meal deal game is unmatched.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· May 22

matsimpsk@matsimpson· May 17

Well, my Liberal dad would be proud, I suppose. findmypolitics.com/?...

Test: Deep Dive · 80 Qs
Closest Ideology: Social Democrat

Economic: 100% Left-wing
Social: 91% Libertarian
Civil Liberties: 47% Pro-Liberty
Governance: 81% Globalist
System Trust: 44% High Trust

matsimpsk@matsimpson· May 16

A meme showing someone upset that an annoying person made a good point.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· May 4

Even on planets far, far away, you're stuck watching repeats every bank holiday.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Apr 23

Happy St George's Day

Brian Murphy, who played George in George and Mildred.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Apr 17

Alright, poshos.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Mar 28

No more Threads for me, then (not that I ever used it much anyway)

A pop-up from Meta saying ads are coming soon to Threads

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Mar 27

I can’t compete on that front, so here’s your book between picture of a dog having some kind of existential crisis and and 💩-shaped Pez dispenser.

A framed picture of a dog having some kind of existential breakdown behind a copy of A Decade in the Lives and a 💩-shaped Pez dispenser

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Mar 20

This one has been done, surely?

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Mar 18

Another TfL map walk today, this time finishing the Sutton loop that I gave up on last time because I got so, so soaked. matsimpson.com/2026/...

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Mar 17

My mat is the best mat for people called Mat.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Mar 4

Another walk today, wandering the Thameslink to Orpington, then back to Beckenham to walk the tram route around to Elmers End. matsimpson.com/2026/...

Gravestone with the motto Do not worry, eat more curry

An old sports car parked in front of a massive St George’s cross

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Feb 28

Gianni Infantino tipping a Trump-style USA red baseball cap.

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Feb 28

I’m sure everything will be sorted out by then.

Tuesday, June 16
• Group G: Iran vs New Zealand, kick-off 2am -
Los Angeles, USA

matsimpsk@matsimpson· Feb 25

So on today’s TfL map walk, I saw the North Korean embassy, a mock Tudor McDonalds, some great Tube architecture, a load of planes, and a bunch of other stuff too. matsimpson.com/2026/...