matt (@mattfg53) · DIRTY

matt

@mattfg53

Clemson alum, ATL sports and culture enjoyer, Frasier aficionado. Leftist in the Lowcountry. Should’ve bought some real estate, my dumb self bought a chain.

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matt@mattfg53· 7d

it’s friday

Charlie XCX standing in front of a grey backdrop wearing a grey dress and looking tired. There’s a caption on the photo that says “So tired, to be honest.” under that is says “Charli XCX on how she’s feeling right now.”

matt@mattfg53· 26d

well, now I really don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Frasier in his robe looking frustrated.

matt@mattfg53· Jul 17

TFW you wake up after a “couple of beers” turns into closing the bar down.

Bryson DeChambeau in a blue Reebok Crusher golf polo and light blue Crushers hat putting his hand on his forehead and looking miserable.

matt@mattfg53· Jul 7

pausa de hidratacion

Niles and Frasier chugging their wine. Martin is standing in the background.

matt@mattfg53· Jun 26

basically

Two NIU players celebrating while a Notre Dame player looks on when NIU upset Notre Dame in 2024.

matt@mattfg53· Jun 14

checing social media tonight

Hank Hill telling Peggy and LuAnne “I feel like I’ve died and gone to New York.”

matt@mattfg53· Jun 6

Finish them, Wemby.

Niles Crane asking Frasier “Oh, oh, what’s the word for “lighthearted” in French?” and Frasier responding “There isn’t one.”

matt@mattfg53· May 21

Lane Kiffin and Coach O shaking hands in the LSU facility.

Spongebob and Squidward shaking hands while looking exhausted.

matt@mattfg53· May 10

Sunday Scaries are hitting

Luka Doncic staring sadly on the bench. There’s an ESPN scorebug on the screen that shows OKC 131 LAL 105 with 1:15 left in the 4th quarter of Game 3.

matt@mattfg53· Apr 24

Hawks, imo.

Old Hawks mascot Skyhawk preparing to dunk a basketball.

matt@mattfg53· Apr 18

me trying to determine if the leaves that need raking are on my side or my neighbors’ side.

Jordan Spieth staring at golf ball under a fence, trying to determine if it’s in play in or out of play. There’s a SC SLED officer and a bunch of fans behind him.

matt@mattfg53· Apr 10

sometimes 3 biscuits is what you need.

Scottie Scheffler carrying three foil wrapped biscuits white walking to the practice area.

matt@mattfg53· Mar 27

“(coworker) was looking for you.”

Kevin O’Sullivan looking miserable in the dugout. The scorebug reads Florida 7 Alabama 10.

matt@mattfg53· Mar 21

Michigan is really like that, huh?

St. Louis Billikens mascot. He looks a little surprised.

matt@mattfg53· Mar 20

first media timeout.

Hank Hill saying into a microphone “And now I’m going to vomit” with a drunken look on his face.

matt@mattfg53· Mar 13

*shuts laptop until Monday*

Miami (OH) player waving goodbye to the Ohio U student section after beating them.

matt@mattfg53· Mar 13

It Just Means More™️

matt@mattfg53· Mar 12

Bradsketball Time.

young Brad Brownell at UNCW’s gym wearing a UNCW sweater vest and a button down.

matt@mattfg53· Mar 8

Just saw the Gamecock WBB final 😊

Dabo Swinney and Matthew McConnaughey chatting before the 2024 Clemson-Texas Playoff Game.

matt@mattfg53· Feb 21

catch the fever in Clemson.

matt@mattfg53· Feb 20

out of office.

an old version of the Clemson mascot sitting in the end zone of Death Valley in a beach chair watching a TV, wearing sunglasses, and holding a comically large Heineken.

matt@mattfg53· Feb 9

gonna grab one more beer, against my better judgement.

the Sam Darnold “Out Indefinitely Mononucleosis” graphic.

matt@mattfg53· Jan 10

did some yard work.

Curt Cignetti smiling with the caption “I’m thinking about cracking open a beer.😂”

matt@mattfg53· Jan 3

feels like 2011

Chad Morris in his Clemson coaching outfit holding a play sheet.

matt@mattfg53· Dec 27

it’s gameday

Tracy Johnson in Clemson’s all white uniforms with orange helmets running for a touchdown against Penn State in Clemson’s win over the Nittany Lions in the 1988 Citrus Bowl.

matt@mattfg53· Dec 26

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Niles Crane excitedly saying “Oh, geez, it’s a miracle.”

matt@mattfg53· Dec 25

it’s Christmas Eve

Kelsey Grammer as Scrooge in a night cap with long hair and whiskers looking perplexed.

matt@mattfg53· Dec 19

I work on Monday, but for all intents and purposes, it’s holiday break time.

Niles Crane in a vest, shirt, and tie, pouring a glass of wine with an excited look on his face. Frasier’s apartment is decorated with Christmas lights and decorations, including a dancing Santa on the table.

matt@mattfg53· Dec 18

me getting doordash 3 beers deep:

Frasier exclaiming: “I have ordered an Hungarian goose?”

matt@mattfg53· Dec 1

morning folks.

Sammy Brown, Demonte Capehart, and other Clemson players talking trash to the South Carolina student section. The South Carolina students are flipping them off.