Siri, show everyone the beautiful oxpecker:

The agent, basically:

if freedom was what they really wanted

working on an important project

Then we found this enormous crazy looking cricket too:

He’s quite wee.

real victory

We went to the art museum to see the art.

Nobody says “hawk-ee’ except New Yorkers.

I made something! It's called Lunch Box and it's for organizing sample packs for the CHOMPI sampler (chompiclub.com). Its open-source and if you're on macOS you can download a code signed + notarized build of v1.1.0 today: github.com/mattfromatla... github.com/mattfromatla...

Just a couple of normal people on the subway.

Inside every Final Fantasian there are two wolves.

Tragic: The most annoying man in the world made a vital point you agree with, and now he’s apparently someone people on your side take seriously.

In my house there will only ever be one.

maybe not this one

If you think normal autocorrect is a bummer you should try texting your friends about D&D lore from four months back.

lol lmao