Matt from Queens 🌱
@mattfromqueens
📍Astoria, NY 👨🏻🔬🌇🌱⛰️☀️☕️🍷⚾️🚴🏼♂️🏳️🌈 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 F*CK 🧊 A reply guy when 🍃
Hey, you ever ride the ferry stoned, sipping a jalapeño marg? Nah me neither.
My bf’s brother-in-law dumped edibles on the table for us and I opened and chomped more than half of a taffy that I thought was 5mg. As I was about to shove the second half in I caught a glimpse of the bag and realized it was 50mg. See you after I orbit the earth. I am moon. 🚀🌙✨🐈⬛
Popped 10mg and am vibing to confessions II while online shopping on this flight to chicago
The east river is windy and choppy as hell today. Perrrfect ferry conditions if you ask me.
Wait this is a very important news alert. Must download Pluto tv asap
An edible. Olivia Rodrigo. The ferry. The sun. Crop top blowing up in the wind.
Saw Masters of the Universe and hated how funny it unsuccessfully tried to be, but drooled over Nicholas Galitzine and his pits when I wasn’t cringing.
Okay, ae (🥸) being cute too? Guess I gots see jaws before wearing this
Okay hollister, so cute I just might have to wear it all summer
omw to buy a new wardrobe bc I hate all my clothes except this tee
How am I doing this morning? Well I’m seeing the world through only one contact, that’s how I’m doing.
Got that post-work cinco-de-mayo-happy-hour buzz just before the pre-planned margs and tacos, watch this space
Watching the Mets game (it’s a cursed life 😭) and the Rockies’ Edouard Julien can geeeet iiiiit 🥵
When the eddie hits during the drag show and the queen knows and picks on you
Yeah we don’t really need a repeat of 2007… we (including our girl) have been through enough
Mean muggin, tongue stickin, bc I’m heading to straight brunch (lunch)