Matilda Flapweezer
@mattieflap
Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.
Our view of the Cathedral of Learning when we arrived at PVGP and our view just before we left. Smoke is clearing out.
Even my hair is trying to curl up and die in the heat. (I’m sitting in AC and it’s still doing this. My hair is not curly)
Encountered this bumper sticker today “America: I love you but you’re freaking me out”
Westley just came in from outside fucking COVERED in burrs. I don’t know what fucking plant he found but I had to get them out of his entire body of fur. Every foot was like that paw. SIR.
Texted the children this morning and earned my first legitimate “bro” from Liam. 🤣🤣🤣 (And yes, he is Lemon Slut in my phone. I’m Spawn Point in his.)
Who needs a collage of various puppy sleeping positions? Westley’s got you covered.
I saw this morning that we have a chance of tornado tomorrow morning so I’d guess yes. Also:
The burrowing owls are also my favorite! They always look angry and judgey! Yet they are small! Small, angry owl, judging you!
It’s finished. And takes up literally half of my dining room table.