Mattie Kaiser

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Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· 16d

I know @nymetrowx.bsky.social has been trying to break it to us gently, but this 10-day forecast is some bullllllllshit... 🌧️🌧️⛈️🌧️🌧️🌧️

A 10-day forecast for NY from July 28 through August 3 showing rain every day of the week.

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· 24d

F1 drivers, or violin string brands?* Personally, I prefer the Piastris. *with recognition that this joke is FAR too niche

Photo of f1 leaderboard with "Antonelli, Verstappen, Leclerc, Hamilton, Piastri" etc. All looking like the names of violin string brands

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· 27d

I saw the preview on imax and couldn't help but get very excited. Not to mention the Trojan Horse they brought us ...

A photo of a Trojan Horse in the middle of NYC (outside the Lincoln Center AMC for the world premiere of The Odyssey)

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· 28d

Lordy.

Screenshot of NYC AQI reading 202 with 126.3pm2.5

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· 28d

Ah I see we're doing a throwback to the 2023 summer apocalypse 😷 Stay safe out there folks! if you are outside, wear a good mask

Screenshot of NYC AQI info for July 15, showing 177aqi, 92.8pm2.5 and 37 degrees celsius

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Jul 12

Manhattan really be out here henging #Manhattanhenge on 7.11.26 on 73nd st

A Manhattanhenge sunset with a deliverista in the foreground on 72nd street

The final moments of a Manhattanhenge sunset taken from the middle of 72nd st.

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Jul 9

Not this one! I am becoming one with the cracks in the sofa.

Wimbledon score, third set tie break at 8-8, next to Coco Gauff looking locked in

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Jul 7

Apparently there are many believers in the Trump curse

Screenshot of recent bluesky posts all lamenting the terrible USA soccer team and the reality of the Trump curse

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Jul 4

Tall Ships didn't get the memo that Netherlands is already out 🇳🇱🥺

New Yorkers gathered for Tall Ships on a pier on the Hudson River in front of the George Washington Bridge. A flyover is taking place in the sky with the colors blue, white, and red trailing behind them in celebration of American and France's friendship

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Jun 14

Lol I fear @mayor.nyc.gov is responsible for this 😂

Notify NYC emergency alert that reads "Knicks Win the 2026 NBA Championships"

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Apr 20

Magical NYC moment of the week: pink snow along Park ave! 🌸

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Mar 11

I keep repeating myself "it's fake spring, it's fake spring..." But I will savor every moment while it lasts! #fakespring #blooms #crocus

Radiant crocuses blooming during NYC's fake spring

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Mar 6

#birdoftheday theme: #steppingout

A great egret walking next to a short statue and palms

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Jan 5

I stopped using twitter a year ago and tonight I fully deactivated the account. Goodbye indeed, thanks for all the fascism.

Screenshot from x.com saying "your account is deactivated. Sorry to see you go #GoodBye"

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Jan 1

We're going up, up, up, it's our moment!

Screenshot of Merriam Webster "your 2026 word" with "Golden" as the winning word

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Dec 26

Happy Bachxing Day! 🎻 Some of you already know the drill -- please give me your best Bach performance links, puns, memes, or simply “name that Bach” (e.g. WTF Bach, which I have lovingly nicknamed the Bach on our poster by Giuseppe Lipari) Please stay with the thread for a real groaner:

Vintage Classical Revolution PDX poster advertising "Bachxing Day" with a graphic of J.S. Bach with his eyebrow raised exceedingly high as if to say "WTF."

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Nov 21

No cuter duck than a bufflehead. I will not be taking questions at this time #nycbirds #birding

Single bufflehead duck in water with a few green branches in the left corner of the frame

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Nov 5

NYC feeling herself tonight 👑 #HotSunsetsforZohran

Epic sunset in Manhattan with autumn colored trees and buildings

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Nov 5

Big night for maps

Screenshot of nytimes ballot proposal result as of 10:52pm on 11/4/25. Text reads:
New York City Proposal 5
Create a Digital City Map ›
Replace borough-controlled paper maps with a unified digital map of New York City.
Yes 73%
No 27%
90% of votes in

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Nov 4

Nothing better than voting for a mayor who genuinely loves New York as much as I do. Nothing better than supporting one of the greatest political talents I've seen in my lifetime. Nothing better than resoundly rejecting racism and sexism. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going to be our mayor!! 🎉

"Zohran fo Manhattan" and "I voted" stickers held up against and NYC outdoor background

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Oct 10

Full video of the cartoon resistance forces in Portland

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Oct 10

The resistance will be televised... On the cartoon network?

Screenshot of tiktok video captioned "new characters unlocked at the Portland Detention Center" showing several inflatable cartoon characters including "left shark" and some guitar players in the background

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Sep 30

Shoutout to the cellist who dusted me on the bike path today #slowviolist #nyctransit

Photo of a bike lane with a lone bike rider carrying a cello riding away from the photographer

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Sep 23

Us: The perfect encapsulation of combatting climate change doesn't exis --- NYtimes: Today's David Wallace-Wells articles are brought to you by... Chevron! #climateweeknyc @dwallacewells.bsky.social

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Sep 8

"Trinity Rodman's boyfriend" 😂💀

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Sep 7

Feeling this: “I don’t know if I’ve ever felt so ambivalent about watching a sporting event before, writes Jonathan Gresty. “Here we have two young wizards performing near miracles of dexterity and acrobatics and in their presence is pretty much the biggest lump of odiousness in the free world..."

Screenshot from the Guardian updates, the text reads:

“I don’t know if I’ve ever felt so ambivalent about watching a sporting event before, writes Jonathan Gresty. “Here we have two young wizards performing near miracles of dexterity and acrobatics and in their presence is pretty much the biggest lump of odiousness in the free world wearing his horrible suit (and equally horrible tie) basically being enabled by the whole sporting community to lord it over us all by sitting there in all his bloated pomp and vanity.”

It’s a state of affairs, isn’t it. Sport is, I’m afraid a victim of its own success, so brilliant that the worst people in the world are eager to co-opt it, though the supine submission of its leaders – not restricted to tennis or to today – is an unnecessary blight on our civilisation.

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Sep 4

Someone at Nike needs to get the message that we are so ready to buy Naomi's line... Like this jacket??! Ugh, want.

Naomi Osaka's post game interview in a bright purple sequined Nike jacket that she designed.

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Sep 2

And the stars aligned so I get to see Venus AND Taylor in person..! The crowd is ready to show all their love to both

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Aug 10

Breanna Stewart bringing her best Paul Auster vibes to the bench. Suspicious and cool AF #nyliberty

Photo of the jumbotron during a NY Liberty time out with an incognito Breanna Stewart whispering to the uniformed players.

Mattie Kaiser@mattiekaiser· Aug 5

And today we have polluted AF. 🤢 Stay safe out there folks.