🔞 Matti 🔞 (@mattithekatti) · DIRTY

🔞 Matti 🔞

@mattithekatti

🔞 He/they, 28 y/o, Meow 🔞 Alleged artist. Wants your attention! Telegram: @MattiTheKatti DM's very open!

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🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Jun 20

How'd I end up here? 😵‍💫💫

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Apr 28

Soldier protecting a child meme, except it's me protecting balloon furries from darts from monkeys

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Apr 27

HAHA so uh I see the misunderstanding here but I am- I ACTUALLY I am a cat and this was just like a mishap and I'm only TEMPORARILY in the FORM of a mouse but ACTUALLY this would be like eating a cat AS a cat and- and I'm sure you could see the um PROBLEM there I think uh- 💦

Matti being held in front of a hungry looking cattinypaws upside down being all nervous!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Apr 27

Oh no! You found the friendly neighborhood cat Matti quite diminished and mousified! What would you DO?

Matti as a small mouse among grass

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Apr 17

Me scrolling the feed for half an hour waiting for something to happen (delusional)

The SpongeBob meme where Squidward looks out from his window at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun, except Matti is Squidward and the guys outside are generic looking furries with the text "Cool people I'd love to talk to that I could message at any time"

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Apr 12

Biiiig stretch, bigger show!

Giant feral Matti cat doing a cat stretch, his butt pressing against a nearby building, giving the people inside a show!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Apr 10

A cat or something 🐱

Matti the Cat!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Mar 30

95% synergy on edhrec

Harmless offering MTG
Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Mar 30

Would you put me in the Command Zone?

A Magic the Gathering card with Matti, Stomping Minimizer, costing 2 a white and a black for 3/3

Trample Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature an opponent controls.
Creatures with -1/-1 counters must block Matti, Stomping Minimizer if able.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Matti, Stomping Minimizer.

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Mar 28

Uh oh, @sweethowls.bsky.social found me 💦

Nephie looking down at her paw, blushing, tail wagging, saying "It's been hours... They stopped moving a while ago..."

Matti being really small and tucked between Nephies toes, whimpering for help as she makes loud horny noises far above

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Mar 28

SQUISH 👏 THAT 👏 CAT 👏

Matti being pressed under a paw

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Mar 14

It would be all about using pump spells like this one specifically on cats!

The MTG card "Enlarge", which features a giant cat

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Feb 28

Holy shit I've gotta backstab my friends NOW

Marshmallow from Mewgenics licking a tiny Matti cat, whom gets the charm condition as they would in the hit game Mewgenics for the Personal Computer platform

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Feb 25

I JUST showed up to the house as a stray and they're sending me out against her ALONE? 💦

Guillotina from Mewgenics eating my ass

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Feb 21

If she licks me I'll happily betray my party of tinies and then go with her to become her personal paw worshiper it's not even about the charm effect

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Feb 16

God I love this game, good job Keeva!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Jan 13

Uh, Good Meowning up there 🐱💦💕

Tiny Matti being cast in shadow looking up (at someone casting said shadow)

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Jan 9

Me examining a new follower

Giant matti looking at you

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Jan 6

You know those nightmares where you somehow showed up in public naked? Turns out it ain't that bad! ✨🐱🏙️

Giant Matti cat laying in a city, showing off his BUTT

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Jan 5

Cw: vore The perils of going in face first! I can barely move!! 😵‍💫

Matti in a tight belly stuck upside down

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Jan 2

Bwaaaaaaahhhhhh~

Matti cat showing off his maw!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 29

You're looking... SO tasty down there... 💫

Big Matti looming over you, tongue drooling, heart eyes and hearts exploding out of him! You're looking tasty!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 23

Meowdy, large creatures 🐱🎀

Tiny Matti holding on to and dangling off of a single large finger

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 22

Animation I never ended up finishing but I have to post regardless because @sweethowls.bsky.social is so BOUNCY and FUN to WHAP!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 22

Biggest pet kitty at your service 🐱✨

Big feral Matti with a collar and leash going to the viewer

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 22

Mmm nuh-uh no proof!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 22

Petboy 🎀

Big feral cat Matti with a long leash

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 16

Caught youuuuu~ ✨

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 15

Stomp! Now with extra aftermath!

🔞 Matti 🔞@mattithekatti· Dec 10

🐱🎀

Tiny Matti cat being smol, with helpful text saying as such