Sometimes, it’s sluttier with the shirt on.

I don’t even know what’s going on back there anymore.

I think that’s from 2001, based on the legend they put under Alaska.

🌺🌸🌹🌷

Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea

😩 Really need to be half naked and flirty with a boy by a pool right now!! 😩

Astrology is bunk, but Eucalyptus and Rose are 💕🌱cute!🌹💚

Yes, I like to take little internet quizzes that reify my world view. Admit it: they're fun. Buzzfeed knew what they were doing.

It’s me, your hyper-woke, hope-pilled neo-Luddite and democracy partisan.

Felt like a STUD in the gym today! 💪💪💪 Can’t be stopped!

Excuse me, don’t mind me… Gene Paremsan, private detective.

Speedo season incoming! 🏖️

I don't love that it's on be default, but you can turn it off in settings, too. I never see it:

"Two and a half stars is average" Meanwhile, my profile....

38 doesn’t look too bad on me, I hope!

Uh... It has not been an auspicious start to the year of new releases. (I've seen lots of great stuff from other years to compensate)

I know I only have one pose, but I took this earlier and thought it was cute.

I mean, it's almost unsporting to send Chotiner after guys this dumb.

Nice!

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Kissing posters series, with one very different exception.

Stud era incoming! 💪🏼

Okay, in the interest of getting this thing going, I’ll bite.

I had no idea. It’s not even mentioned in the iOS dictionary, which I believe is NOAM.

Office gym was full of resolution chasers today, but there’s always time for arm!