Matt Philpott

@mattphilpott

Terrible rec soccer player. IndyCar fan. #PRUEday

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Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 4d

OMG. 🤣🤣 Did I mention it was rather humid on Saturday morning?

Photo of me, a middle aged white man, running near the finish of my 10k race on Saturday. I'm wearing grey shoes, grey shorts, and a light blue running T-shirt with a clip on speaker on the chest. I'm visibly drenched with sweat and my face has an expression of pain.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 6d

Goal was to finish in 45 minutes or less — mission accomplished! Set a PR with this time!

Matt Philpott
Mill Creek Days 10k
Male Age 41 Allendale, MI
Certificate
Bib265
Chip Time
44:45.27
Gun Time
45:02.52
Pace
7:12
Overall
13 of 107
Results provided by Classic Race Management. Questions About Results?
Male 40 - 44
4 of 10
Gender Place:
13

Screenshot of a map of my 10k race route.

Photo of a maroon colored Mill Creek Days 5k/10k race shirt. On it sit my finisher's medal and a can of Founders Nonetheless Golden non-alcoholic beer.

Selfie of me, a sweaty middle aged white man wearing a light blue shirt with a clip on speaker, taking a big sip from a can of non-alcoholic beer.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 8d

Can't take me anywhere...

Photo of me, a middle aged white man wearing a grey T-shirt and a navy blue and orange baseball cap standing behind a cannon which somewhat has a phallic appearance to it.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 9d

This is the fart button.

Photo of a round button on the front of an espresso machine. Icon below the button is a cloud which appears to be forcefully coming down and out.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 14d

2026 monthly running total update! 738/1000

Photo of a white board tracking my running mileage.

2026 Mileage
Jan 100.47
Feb 91.57
Mar 103.56
Apr 105.65
May 105.35
Jun 100.78
Jul 130.85

2024 402.6 mi
2025 825.11 mi
2026 738.23 mi

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 18d

It arrived! Looking at pics from @johnoreovicz.bsky.social's book on PacWest, I think it's from the '00 season. Looks to be signed by Mauricio Gugelmin. Condition seems good. Just wrinkled and has that "Goodwill smell." Can't wait to wear it to the track!

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 21d

butt heads :)

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 23d

OMG THEY GOT JOE'S LACK OF A CHIN SO PERFECTLY. I bet I hate most everything "Faithful Conservatives for Michigan" support, but I am all for the infighting among these folks. Joe Moss is a grifter and a weasel.

Photo of a political mailer showing an image of Joe Moss, a middle aged white man in an all-black suit, sticking two $100 bills in a paper shredder.

Copy reads: "Joe Moss’s failed leadership as Chairman of the Ottawa County Commission saw millions of taxpayer dollars paid out in Ottawa County employment disputes."

Photo of the back of a political mailer showing Joe Moss, a middle aged white man wearing a grey sweater, leaning forward in a chair.

Copy reads: "As Chairman of the Ottawa County Commission, Joe Moss’s failed leadership caused the county to pay out two separate settlements totaling over $4 million in employment disputes. November 2025: Moss agreed to a $4 million settlement paid to the Administrative Health Officer to resign. December 2024: Moss agreed to pay over $100,000 to his former aide to walk away from the job. Michigan can’t afford poor financial leadership. Contact your legislator today at 517.373.0135. Tell them you support a fiscally responsible plan for Michigan."

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 27d

Volume up! Their audio just gets slower and slower! 🤣

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· 29d

My god. I've spent maybe 10 minutes outside this morning, setting up and moving some sprinklers, and the scent of the wildfire smoke is stuck on my clothing.

Screenshot from airnow.gov of the current local air quality index.

Pollutant PM 2.5 has a measurement of 590, which is at the very top of the Hazardous level.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jul 11

Wow! The small community I grew up in has its second ever (and second annual) Pride event today! Never would I have expected there to be one there! I heard about it this morning and had to check it out. There were a couple dozen booths, and at least a couple hundred attendees. Very nice!

Photo from a local Pride event, with multiple tents set up over booths in a parking lot hosting the event.

Photo from a local Pride event, with a choir wearing orange shirts and black pants singing on a stage. Next to the stage are colored balloons forming a rainbow and transgender pride colors.

Photo of items I received while visiting the local Pride event. Two small rainbow Pride flags, three Pride flag buttons, a Black/Transgender/Pride Lives Matter sticker, a cat sticker and button, and a bag of coffee from Littlefoot Coffee Roasters.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jul 9

OMG 🤣🤣🤣 What losers!

Screenshot from a Bridge MI article recapping last night's Republican governor candidate debate. Text above a photo of a candidate's hand says: "Pool photos from the debate appeared to show Cox had “John James made in China” written on his hand. But he later denied having debate notes on his hand, saying “My assistant gave me some stuff, she wanted me to order — or she wanted to buy — and I wrote it on my hand because I was walking out of the office.”"

Caption below the photo says: "Republican gubernatorial candidate Mike Cox appeared to have “John James made in China” written on his hand during a televised debate. (Pool photo via Katy Kildee/The Detroit News)"

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jul 8

Screenshot for those who can't go to FB to see the post:

Screenshot of a Facebook post by USF Pro Championships announcing their new 2028 race car.

"The future of USF Pro 2000 is here. 🚀

Today, USF Pro Championships unveiled the first renderings of the all-new Tatuus APT-28, set to make its competition debut in 2028 as the next-generation chassis for the top step of the USF Pro Championships ladder.

Developed in collaboration with Tatuus, the APT-28 will begin prototype testing in Italy later this year before heading stateside. Fans can get their first look at the car in action at the 2027 USF Pro Fall Combine at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, with oval testing to follow.

Featuring the latest FIA safety innovations, Honda turbo power, and a push-to-pass system, the APT-28 is designed to further prepare drivers for the next step on the path to INDY NXT and the NTT INDYCAR SERIES.

#USFPro #INDYCAR #Motorsports #ContinentalTire"

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jul 6

Should have known you were behind this from work a few years ago...

Screenshot of a graphic from an old presentation I was shown at work

"How big is the opportunity?" Below the caption are five circles placed vertically over each other, going from larger to smaller as you go down.

To the right of the circles is a vertical line with arrows on the very top and very bottom. To the right of the top arrow is, "Large"' and to the right of the bottom arrow is, "Small".

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jul 5

I believe I reached my summit in 2011, when I ate a cheese stuffed, deep fried, bacon wrapped hot dog, covered in cheese and chili, in one sitting.

Photo of me from 2011, eating a massive cheese and chili covered hot dog. I'm a 20-something white man with short brown hair, wearing a faded yellow T-shirt, and the food appears to be nearly the same size as my head.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jul 5

Great parking job here. 🤣 I assume the red one was there first, and the black one locked 'em in.

Photo of two electric SUV's parked on the side of the road at charging stations. There is almost no space between the rear bumper of the vehicle in front and the front bumper of the vehicle behind it.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jul 4

Five miles this morning, a new distance record. Pace was about 20 seconds/mile slower than normal, but that was mainly because it was a new route that I was figuring out on the fly. It's always interesting to me how away-from-home runs like this feel good, even if pushing distance boundaries.

Screenshot of a map showing the route of my run this morning. Five miles on a mix of city sidewalks and paved trails along an inland lake.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 29

Oh, so soccer is going to be fun this evening.

Screenshot of current weather conditions from the National Weather Service.

Mostly Cloudy

90°F

32°C

Humidity 59%
Wind Speed S 12 mph
Barometer 29.96 in (1014.0 mb)
Dewpoint 74°F (23°C)
Visibility 10.00 mi
Heat Index 99°F (37°C)
Last update 29 Jun 3:53 pm EDT

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 27

It's almost time...

Photo of a stage in a performance venue, lit with blue light. Projected on a screen at the back of the stage is, "The Last Podcast on the Left", featuring three cartoon skulls, a cartoon devil, and cartoon UFO flying in front of the moon.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 24

A jorb? You called?

Homestar Runner cartoon character Coach Z. A human-like guy with a bright green body and white head. He wears a purple and blue ballcap backwards on his head, and a round "Z" medallion on his chest.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 24

Way to go, and keep it up! Staying strong like you did is a great accomplishment. I'm on day 528 of sobriety and totally had a few of those times where I was tempted to break the streak.

Screenshot of my nomo sobriety tracker.

Top of the screen says "Alcohol." Below that is a round stylized 24 hour timeline, in the center of which says "528 days."

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 21

A lovely father's day gift from my family. I've been interested in finding a way to display my running race bibs and medals. ♥️

Photo of a black wall-mounted medal hanger. There is a shelf on the top, with two of my 5k race awards sitting on it. Below the shelf are my 5k race bibs clipped to the holder, alongside a little dry-erase board with handwritten monthly running miles noted. At the bottom hang four 5k race medals.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 18

That was such a good livery.

Photo of the rear wing of the 2024 DHL IndyCar Pride livery. A yellow wing endplate with rainbow colored lines across the top, above a black 10.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 15

Soccer team got our new jerseys. These things are bad ass!

Photo of the back of my soccer team's new jersey. A white shirt with rainbow piping around the neck, sleeves, and waist. Visible on the right sleeve is a golden Grand Rapids Champs League crest. Just below the neck is, "Hop hop", something my team, the Grasshoppers, says. Below that is "Potthole" a nickname of mine, above my number, 31. Two sponsor logos are below the number, Tiny Breakfast and Second Vibess. At the very bottom, just above the waist is "Campaign Park", the location of our home matches.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 15

Apparently I was feeling it this morning! Pretty quickly after I started my run I knew I'd be quick, but not "5k PR by 10 seconds" quick!

Screenshot of stats from this morning's run. 138 beats per minute average heart rate, 4.41 miles run, 7 minutes 9 seconds average mile pace, 31 minutes 35 seconds total run time, 400 calories burned.

Screenshot of my top six 5k times.

June 15, 2026: 21 minutes 51 seconds.
May 20, 2026: 22 minutes 1 second.
September 29, 2025: 22 minutes 2 seconds.
September 26, 2025: 22 minutes 20 seconds.
August 25, 2025: 22 minutes 23 seconds.
July 14, 2025: 22 minutes 38 seconds.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 7

Oh my. New to me NA brew and it is tasty!

Photo of a can of Best Day Brewing's Galaxy Ripple NA imperial IPA, next to a pint glass with the brew inside.

The can features a cartoonish illustration of a person in a space suit surrounded by hops. The brew inside the glass is a dark golden color with a thin white foam on top.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· Jun 2

Don't mind this, just JHR apparently showing an explosion from the WWTR parking lot... 🙄

Screenshot from a Juncos Hollinger Racing social media post. AI slop depicting a green and white IndyCar going through the first turn of Worldwide Technology Raceway near St. Louis, Missouri. The sky is a nice sunset, and there appears to be a firey explosion coming from behind the grandstand, where in real life is a parking lot for race attendees.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· May 30

As promised! The sounds from this car reverberating off of the buildings was glorious.

Matt Philpott@mattphilpott· May 30

Shout out to @aoracingusa.bsky.social and their Kids Club program! My daughter had a lot of fun seeing Rexy and completing achievements at the track! All day long she was telling me how cool everything was. It was a really good day.