Starting to think that there’s no hope for a tan this year somehow

One day I shall tan (no I’m just freckly forever)

Chasing weekends

Before it gets back to being too hot 🥵

Hockey away weekend was, as always, grossly demure and respectable

Ssh the trams are going to bed 🤫💤

Too much of a good time isn’t a thing

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure; what’s yours? (all hail the cactus)

Today was a wine day and it was divine

I am, once again, asking the sun to bless me

Studio mornings

gm from General Snooze 😴

Oh yes, there’s some bonus AI Fiona Bruce and, for some reason, green paint?

I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve this (maybe still being on Tw*tter), but there’s currently an epidemic of increasingly unhinged F*rage-bait ads:

Post a photo from 2019 It seems everyone had this same shirt back then~

New summer lifts 🥹

When a website has this graphic as its logo, you know it’s from the golden age

Day of adventure 🍃

Insufferable in the ☀️

Sorry, they’re making douches for plants now??

Back at it 🎾

Especially this one @backdownstroke.bsky.social

gm it’s just over a month til the solstice 🙂‍↕️

A messy homo who doesn’t hide (but probably should):

Oxford St IKEA winning again—

All Fridays should be like this

Best time of day folks

Sundays like~

Electoral Commission registrar having to deal with yet another left party registration:

London in Spring