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Matty No Energy

@mattynoenergy

🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him) | Trying my very best and failing

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Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· 1d

Non-refundable pants I had high hopes for don’t fit well

Wendy williams holding a gun

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· 7d

Cher?

Screenshot of a duolingo exercise where the sentence to translate is « do you believe in life after love »

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· 11d

Finally got a haircut this afternoon

Selfie framed chest up of a man with scruff and a fresh haircut. He’s wearing a white patterned terry cloth tank top. He’s posing in front of a pale blue wall.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· 15d

I think my hair is on a side quest

Selfie of a man in front of a cream colored wall. Framed chest up. He’s wearing an off white shirt with embrouded flowers and the top buttons are undone. His hair is wavy and disorderly.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· 16d

She was at Danceteria too I’m sure of it

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· 20d

Sick and struggling

Every Sims needs bar in the red (bladder, hunger, energy, fun, attention) except hygiene which is yellow. Indicating this person is struggling.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jul 3

Not pictured: the many many many flies

Selfie of a man wearing a black speedo laying on his stomach on a towel at an empty beach with clear blue skies overhead.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jul 3

Patti Lupone at the Turkey border

Man saying “those faggots are my friends!”

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jul 2

Mother has arrived! CONFESSIONS II vinyl came early

A vinyl copy of Madonna’s highly anticipated 2026 album CONFESSIONS II, the successor to Confessions on a Dance Floor (2006)

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jun 29

Unfortunately it was delicious and I’d do it again

Still of Tyra Banks from the Netflix doc. She is smiling while, if memory serves me right, giving vague half-baked answers when asked about accountability.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jun 19

Morning! I cut 9” inseam shorts into appropriate length shorts

Selfie of a blue-eyed guy with a stubble and short wavy-ish hair fainty smiling. Wearing a red mesh shirt. Closed closet door, dresser, wall mounted tv and a bookshelf full of dvds, blurays and video games in the background.

Full length mirror selfie of a guy posing in front of an open bathroom door wearing approximately 4” inseam burgundy chino shorts, a red mesh t-shirt with 2 white stripes, socks and sandals.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jun 1

June 1st. Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈

Image of the Rupaul mobile game. Ru is seen out of drag with a text bubble saying “hit the SLAY button"

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· May 30

Snek

Garden snake slithering on the pavement.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· May 27

She makes the kooky quirky pop the current musical landscape is desparately lacking.

Cover of Gelli Haha’s single « Klouds Will Carry Me To Sleep ». Woman with strange blue and yellow contacts in front of possibly painted blue sky and white clouds background staring right into the camera, seemingly photographed mid-sentence. She has fairly short wavy-ish hair, dark red lipstick and cartoonish red blush. She is wearing a very bright yellow dress with open shoulder pads, a large green stripe on the left and a large red one on the right.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· May 27

Thought it was Thursday

Still from The Simpsons of Edna krabappel looking exhausted saying “Oh, Lord, it’s only Wednesday”

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· May 5

Taco tuesday on cinco de mayo

Old picture of lady gaga wearing a sombrero that says “viva mexico”

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Apr 27

Absolutely love the cunty bedazzled sleep paralysis demon look

Still of Doechii from the Runway (ft Lady Gaga) music video. She’s sitting on a spiky chair wearing a black full body suit and facekini completely covered in pears diamonds and stones. The has very long pig tails. Two dancers are seemingly voguing in the background.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Apr 26

Messed up trimming so I had to buzz the mustache too

Selfie from the chest up of a man in bed. He’s resting on a white and green striped pillow, hes wearing a washed pink t-shirt. He has stubble and his chest hair is visible through his t-shirt collar.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Apr 19

Slow start to the day

Selfie of shirtless man in bed leaning against a window playing on a switch 2

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Mar 30

Good morning, Monday morning

David Duchovni as Mulder in The X-Files in front of a computer saying “Let’s do some E-mailing”

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Mar 29

Quick mirror selfie

Mirror selfie from the other side of the room, zoomed in. Subject is a man with a mustache in a black sweater with colorful squiggles sitting in a computer chair in front of a bookcase filled with movies, video games and various items. A lamp is placed atop a small shelf in front of the mirror.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Mar 28

The other 2 girls in the back of the stage

Painting of two children dolls with a cartoonish exaggerated surprised look on their face.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Mar 16

Saw so many snails on my walk in the park.

Picture of a beige snail with a yellow shell crawling on wet cement. There are blurred rocks in the background

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Feb 25

This fuckass lipsync song

Photo of a blck dog with wide eyes looking bewildered and confused

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Feb 23

Streaming one of my go-to heavy snow albums

Cover art for Beach House’s 2010 album Teen Daze. A cream colored zebra-type pattern over a white background

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Feb 9

Doing it (partially) for Benito

Screen shot of my 832 days (and counting) streak on Duo Lingo

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jan 30

Giving the new place a try if any of you are into that

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jan 23

Waiting for coffee to brew

Selfie of a man with an open off-white corduroy shirt over a faded green floral pattern t-shirt. He has a mustache, short swoopy hair and blue eyes. Behind him is a door a frame with indistinguishable writing and wooden floor boards.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jan 5

First day logging back to work in the new year, everything feels almost foreign.

Selfie of a man with a mustache and stubble. He has a somewhat relaxed demeanor. His hair is brushed back. He is wearing a navy blue striped white t-shirt with a fuzzy off-white zipper jacket on top. Air pods on. There is a tv (which is off) on the beige wall behind him. And a wooden pannel to the left of it.

Matty No Energy@mattynoenergy· Jan 1

Little late, but I’ll play. It’s the 1st day of the year so it still feels appropriate

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