HouserHead
@matzerath
Maker of strange games that languish in the forgotten corners of the zeitgeist. Creator of the orange flavored tension simulator Orange Roulette. Tips:
Patrick McGoohan should have been allowed to host Jeopardy for a week or longer, because his distinctive lilt would have been so fucking entertaining. "You have FAILLLED ... to PHRase your ANswer... in the form ... OF A QUESTION!"
Irony released a statement today that it is not dead, is in fact doing well, and statements to the contrary are based more on coincidence or poetic license.
Orange Roulette now has a Stat Board. Revel in the glory of your juicy excess! (My numbers here are meaningless, as I reset them often and do lots of testing. I'll be resetting yet again so I can get some good honest wholesome numbers - not that I can prove it!)
Last day of Summer Steam and itch.io sale! If you would like to support the oranges at bargain rates, it would be much appreciated by their evil dad, me. I am working on major lore updates, for the ultimate goal at this point is to help these oranges escape! Or 'escape'!
Reminder that Orange Roulette is still on sale on Steam and itch.io until the 9th!
It looks like Orange Roulette is eligible to be in to the Steam Scream V event this October! The horror! The horticulture!
So Trump hired this guy, his Florida neighbor, to coordinate the remodel of the reflecting pool in Washington DC, ignoring the fact that this man was NOWHERE to be seen when The Undertaker threw Mankind off the Hell in the Cell to plummet SIXTEEN FEET into the Spanish announcers' table below!
"We need you to rescue Zack Snyder's Career, Snake. He's a director." "Director of what?" "Sucker Punch." "Jesus Christ."
There is a new update for Orange Roulette on Steam! It contains subtle aesthetic changes to advance the lore, make some objects look nicer, and the addition of a rather MAJOR game play change. Spinning the Banana Gun cylinder now involves a 'speed meter' to further the illusion of agency!
Gamedevs! I'm not really one to give advice on such things, but MAYBE it's a good idea these days not to call your game 'Something' West. I lost track long ago of which legit indie Western games I was interested in amid the morass of 'Blood' or 'Hard' or 'Gore' or 'Slappy' West games out there!
Find someone who looks at you like John Waters is looking at whatever horrific thing he's filming:
Statement from Pazuzu: "Hey, don't look at me, I have nothing to do with that guy. You're the ones that elected him president TWICE!"
Two of my favorite video-game bars are The Asylum in 'Vampire: TMBloodlines' and the little reservation bar in the original 'Prey' (2006). The Prey bar has a functional-ish Jukebox, games and TV. I decided to revisit solely for the bar, and rediscovered there's an option to just hang out there.
