I'm not a weird Bluesky bot using an AI generated profile picture and insulting people for no reason so if that makes me a joke then call me the Comedian.

🙌No🙌 I don't think I will. Also why do boomers always think Sparky is an insult. I am sparky! I'm also perky, spunky, glamorous, and gay!

Let's not do this because that is a tricorn with an I voted sticker

huge if true @theonion.com

I do hope you're aware of how your journalism is being spun. It has caused undue divisions in Denver's Jewish community—my community. That's not to say your question was posed in bad faith, but sometimes what plays on Instagram is not the most journalistically sound way to frame a question.

I'm laughing so hard you would think @denverdsa.bsky.social stormed the capital 😂

Hey so this is very bad. iPhone owners would be forced to go through Apple to pay for anything if the court finds in the company's favor. In general, it would open the door for tech companies to squeeze customers even harder.

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Just sat down for an interview with Neal Walia, Colorado State House Candidate for District 9 -- one of Denver's most populous districts and the area I grew up. We discussed the current state of the Democratic Party, climate, housing, and more. Full video will be on my Substack tonight.

Does Tim Sweeney have AI psychosis? Between this and the Unreal 6 announcements, something is calling to him like the Green Goblin mask.

Wait how many of these fuckers are there

Wrote about why Netanyahu thought he could manipulate Trump, and why fascists cannot maintain alliances. open.substack.com/pub/maxasher...

Going hmm as I revisit this sci-fi story I wrote in 2017 in which the galactic elite are enriching themselves while participating in a child sex slavery scheme. Couldn't sell it back then because it was called too outrageous. Probably can't sell it now because it's too on the nose.

Annnnd there it is gizmodo.com/meta-is-test...

Odds he just wanted to get it done before the UFC event?

Trump take plane pt. ???

I just think it's neat. Look at the tiny screen and adorable keyboard. I'm a gay little businessman who's gonna cause a subprime mortgage crisis 👨‍💼💅⌨️💹

My D20 popcorn bucket from the D&D movie is a prized possession.

I'm SORRY? The win11 start menu was partially a web app until a couple of months ago?? Whoever made that decision should be tied to a rack and beaten with young bamboo switches.

This is insane. No one even thinks to suggest that, if you hand your kid the entire unrestricted Internet, you're responsible for what they experience. I remember when people were screaming about the "nanny state" because of seat belt laws.

What kind of bootlicking apologia is this lede?

Was job hunting and, um, YIKES! Already knew Newsweek was trash but it now appears to be adding slop to the bin as well.

Denver Fan Expo has wildly underestimated how popular Felicia Day still is. Standing room only.

This being my main phone lately also helps. Do you know how important something has to be for me to do it on a BlackBerry sized screen with tiny physical keys? Very fucking important.

Today's mood. Tea and silence. @bungie.net @destinythegame.bungie.net

What’s a movie that you think is great and most people might not know about. I'm cheating but mine's gotta be RESERVATION DOGS. It takes my pic for best show of all time and edges out all of the other shows you're thinking of for that top spot. It is perfect, or near enough as makes no odds.