MaxWatching

@maxwatching

Aussie, humanitarian, anti-corruption, rugby and cricket tragic 🪃🦘🐨🏉🏏🦗

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MaxWatching@maxwatching· 3d

Normal f***king sunglasses

Knockaround

Normal F***ing Sunglasses

These "smart" glasses come with zero Al and zero cameras. Designed to block the sun, not send data to the cloud

MaxWatching@maxwatching· 17d

This is us 🥵

Temperatures in Goudargues, France, high 30s for two weeks

MaxWatching@maxwatching· 20d

THEY CALL US THE "LEFT"

because when you take away the fascists, billionaires, corporate sycophants, wilfully ignorant, racists, and bigots

WE'RE WHAT'S LEFT

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jun 27

😂

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jun 12

Some Friday night French pub (Cornillon) happiness!

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jun 8

Bullying confronted!

FOUR STAGES OF BEING CONFRONTED WITH YOUR OWN LIES

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1. THE LEAN - head becomes heavier than the body.

2. COLOR CHANGE - The complexion shifts from orange to pink.

3. INSULTS - The interviewer is declared stupid.

4. THE AWKWARD STORM OFF - The subject leaves visibly upset and darts off to do a Truth Social post explaining how unfair everything was.

MEET THE PRESS

CARTOON BY SCOTT ROGO

MaxWatching@maxwatching· May 18

Andrew Hastie come on down!

Simpsons même - 0 days since last libs spill

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Apr 8

Ours does the dishes

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Mar 25

The art of the deal 😂

"They Looked Iranian": Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Mar 25

Maybe this would help

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millenianthemums

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

iwasrightaboutthesun

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Modern day Medusa

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Mar 24

Our rescue dude hated the ball - thought I was going to throw it at him. He was also so scared of the broom 😞 It took a couple of years, now the ball is his favourite thing and he doesn't care about the broom. Maybe tug of war with the belt might be good? You can start with rope? Good luck!

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Mar 22

Being able to joke around makes a huge difference! Discussing with friends whether this is Lyon's Will or Lyon Swill - a very nice drop whichever way

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Mar 20

They're wonderful, but I couldn't help but laugh at this recently

ANGEL: You're tired. Why don't we try making the birds tomorrow

Picture of two Tawny Frogmouths

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Mar 8

You in another decade

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Mar 4

TARAX SIGN

DEPOSIT DROPS TO ONLY*3D*

SAVE 6 D

Take home 2 family-size bottles for 3 inel, deposit!

3 Deposit on all TARAX battles as from September 1 1962

DRINK

TARAX

COLD

WATER Pleasure

AR

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Feb 27

In recognition of today; quote post with something #Green you've photographed

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Feb 6

Apologies, now with Alt text

Israel just 'broke' a world record for kidney donors - but where did all the organs come from?

Forensic evidence and human rights organisations reveal, beyond doubt, organ theft from Palestinians detained in Israel's prisons. Yet this?

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Feb 6

Get Herzog to explain this 👇

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Feb 5

We're reining in the wrong people!!!

Mother to daughter
"WELL SWEETHEART, WE WOULD BUY YOU NEW SHOES BUT HIGH INCOME FAMILIES HAVE BEEN SPENDING MORE, AND INCREASING PRESSURE ON LOW INCOME FAMILIES IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THEM STOP, CHEER UP! IT'S GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY."

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Feb 4

@support.bsky.team Server issues - too many refugees from Xitter?

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jan 25

I needed this more than I thought I would right now

2027

WHY ARE YOU IN NYC IF YOU WANT TO PISS ON HIS GRAVE? YOU NEED TO GO TO LA.

beardedchris

chrishthebeard

chrishthebeard

THEY MOVED IT?

beardedchris

chrishthebeard

NO, THAT'S WHERE THE BACK OF THE QUEUE IS!

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jan 25

Trump with every one of his friends at Davos

Trump sitting on his own at Davos, plenty of people interacting behind him

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jan 25

Organise

Alex Pretti was a Minneapolis ICU nurse who spent his days caring for and saving others. Today, he was shot and killed by a Border Patrol Agent. Alex's life was extinguished by state violence. We must tell the truth about what is happening.

My father warned us, "When evil men plot, good men must plan. When evil men burn and bomb, good men must build and bind."

What we are witnessing now (masked raids, people taken without due process, vigilante, Gestapo, and slave patrol-like like tactics normalized under the color of law) is a moral crisis.

Nonviolence demands more than outrage; it demands action.

Congress must dismantle ICE; enact just, humane immigration policies; and ensure implementation of the policies by people who honor the humanity of Black and Brown immigrants, respect those raising their voices in support of immigrants, and seek the safety of community.

The blood of those who are being kidnapped and unjustly killed by agents with impunity is not only on the hands of those who pull the trigger, but on every lawmaker and every court that has the power to intervene and chooses silence.

Creating the Beloved Community requires truth, accountability, and the courage to act before more lives are lost.

Bernice A. King

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jan 23

What the 🍊🤡 wants the Board of Peace (read Grift) to deliver

Cartoon "Gaza Beach 2030" wins the award for best political cartoon in the Netherlands. Shows a couple on their sunloungers on the beach with their little son having dug a hole in the sand and is running to his parents happy with what he dug up (a skull - more skulls in the hole)

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jan 11

Thanks, I've also added the following

$More broadly, capitulation to Zionist pressure only deepens existing fractures in social cohesion in Australia. A significant majority of Australians are appalled by the actions of the Israeli government against Palestinians in a genocide. Responsibility lies with the current extremist government of Israel, not with Jewish people as a whole. Cultural institutions such as yours, alongside our political leaders, have a responsibility to make this distinction clear. Doing so would meaningfully contribute to addressing antisemitism while strengthening social cohesion, rather than eroding it.$

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jan 9

Outside the US embassy in London

Picture of the 🍊🤡 and Epstein. Tagline "no matter how many countries you invade, you'll still be a nonce"

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Jan 5

Antisemitism is real, deadly, and historically grave which is precisely why it must be clearly defined and responsibly applied, not diluted for political use.

Expanding "antisemitism" to include criticism of Israeli state policy, Zionism, or treatment of Palestinians turns the term into a shield against accountability, not a tool against hatred.

No other state is granted this protection: criticism of China, Russia, or apartheid South Africa has never been framed as racial hatred of their peoples.

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Dec 8

Is it just me or is Don Farrell morphing into Les Patterson?

Photo of Sir Les Patterson looking like Don Farrell

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Nov 23

Exactly, they're just giving #spacekaren more leverage and money. These guys are plotting the end of civilization

MaxWatching@maxwatching· Nov 12

In case you thought the thieving couldn't get any worse ...