Martie
@mbmartie
I regularly satirize trump; join me, won’t you? Culture & politics writer. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally & advocate. Average cynical Gen Xer & anti-tRump since the 80s. TikTok & other socials: @mamabearmartie
Proud of my home state!! NC IS DONE playing with Republicans. Do you hear me?! D-O-N-E, DONE.
“All I wanna do is this. I just wanna find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have…” — donald trump, to GA Secretary of State (Republican) Brad Raffensperger, Jan. 2, 2021. Parts 1 & 2 below ⬇️
This chyron during Lawrence O’Donnell by @msnownews is a f*cking masterclass in how to handle this joke of an administration for that pathetic primetime televised speech trump gave tonight.
BREAKING: a cease-and-desist letter arrived at the White House overnight, via bald eagle, in response to trump’s invitation to perform at fascist freedom 250. The letter stated emphatically that Tom Petty “won’t back down, specifically from this.”
BREAKING: Johnny Cash pulls out of trump’s Freedom 250 concert; his team cites he’s too busy rolling in his grave at warp speed rotational velocity, and remarked that Mr. Cash is “baffled how folks ignored the meaning of his lyrics and somehow only heard the ‘flags and trains’ parts.”
BREAKING: Kenny Rogers came up *out the grave* to personally turn down trump’s invitation to perform at the fascist Freedom 250 concert. Because Kenny Rogers knew when to fold ‘em.
Throwback to Memorial Day 2017, under tRump 1.0, when he thought a somber, reflective service was actually a karaoke sing-along & dance party. Memorial Day is when we honor and remember our fallen heroes - not our 3rd generation draft dodgers who cheat & grift their way to the top.
Don’t forget, this is the same guy who gave advice for stair-walking to a captive audience of Senior Military Leaders.
Daily reminder that Kamala Harris was right about everything. This country failed her.
Beyond unintelligent. Proof that money can buy a lot of things, but not class, taste, or a believable shade of foundation.
So true! Full story: “Donald Trump is the Dunning-Kruger effect personified” martiesirois.medium.com/donald-trump...
🧵Happy heavenly birthday to my Dad. Miss his calm guiding wisdom, genius wit & near-perfect sense of comedic timing; no matter how dire the situation, he knew what to say to make you laugh at just the right moment. Love you, Dad. Here’s a TT video I did in 2022 featuring his beautiful voice (pt. 1)
So, yesterday in Riyadh… The trumputin administration², with Barbecued Brutus himself confused & wandering around before the Saudi Crown Prince in Al Yamamah Palace. Days without being a total disaster and embarrassment: 0.
Kamala, like Hillary, was right about everything. Pt. 2: trumpertantrums. Oh - and Happy Mother’s Day to all the fabulous Wonder Women out there. #mamabearmartie
Kamala, like Hillary, was right about everything. Up first: the economy. #MamaBearMartie
Yes 1930s Germany. That’s EXACTLY what I’ve been saying & writing abt since 2020! I get that there are important differences between the two, but conversely, the comparisons are too obvious to miss. I tried to convey that in this video which I made & posted in 2021, but ppl thought I was crazy then.
From my TikTok series, “donald trump vs. Words.” A battle he loses every time. This one’s from his Dayton, OH rally 3/16/24.
I propose this as either the new presidential entry music, or the new national anthem for the U.S. At least for the next 3+ years. Music: David Houston Music, Miracle Archives
New presidential anthem/entrance music? Or new National Anthem for the U.S.? Music: @dhvoice.bsky.social via Miracle Archives