Plain Simple Tim

@mcjones

Sentient bag of those edible packaging peanuts.

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Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· 8d

I know it’s not important but this makes me weirdly mad, what kinda shape is that? Rectangles between Hexagons?!

Cartoony sticker of a soccer ball, it’s wearing sneakers and holding its fingers up into a v-shape. Instead of the normal sensible and correct truncated icosahedron the ball shape is somehow made up of rectangles nested between hexagons, a pattern that will not work.
The longer one tries to work it out the more frustrating it feels, what kind of god could allow such a shape to be imagined?

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· 11d

I’m still hyped

Tom Cardy as JRR Tolkien, playing the guitar as he explains “get that weak-arse bird shit out of here”

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· 29d

The title image from Ian Hubert’s Lazy Blender Tutorial YouTube video on Making Nightmare Men.
Three wiggly-arm inflatable wacky tube-men are in various stages of flop.
Despite their flimsy appearance and terrible wind-driven posture their painted-on smiling faces stare at you deeply. Even these mere sideway glances from them penetrates to your very soul, you know there is nothing you could hide from them.
One is orange, one is red, and one is cyan.
You cannot escape.

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jun 11

*touches the ground* Something bad happened here.

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jun 3

Hi, it’s me, the Ruin Concept Albums button. Of course I keep turning myself back on.

Screenshot of the music-blend button in the Apple Music player.
It sits there quietly, its disarming look hides its true nature as a beast who hates music.

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jun 1

Oh hey, shitty weather in Brighton buddies! I technically live across the river from Brighton but the joke was too good to not make.

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Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· May 5

Dunno if you read the full announce as it had more details. One is a feature where you give it a shot of the scene you want greyboxed. And umm yeah…

CG shot of a Viking style village.
There are numerous houses with pointed roofs.
In the distance are large ominous mountains.

Horrific abomination attempting to replicate the first image. There are four shitty looking triangles floating weirdly about boxes.
In the background are four weird cylinders for no reason.
There is no way a normal person would assume this and the first image are related.

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Apr 30

I stand by this

Discord screenshot, one person responding to the Friendlike concept with “although this implies the existence of Frenemy games”.
I respond with “that’s Counter-Strike”

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Apr 19

A breakdown of Canada by David Gaider

A map of Canada.
Showing Edmonton and Whistler.
Calgary is on the map but crossed out and annotated “bad”.
The entire east side of Canada is labelled “even worse”.

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Apr 17

Be the change you want to see in the world… no like that

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Mar 19

The year is 2006, I’m playing a Bungie shooter and The Sims. The year is 2016, I’m playing a Bungie shooter and The Sims. The year is 2026, I’m playing a Bungie shooter and The Sims. The year is 2036…

Doctor Manhattan from Watchman sitting alone on Mars.

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Mar 9

It’s so fucking bad. Welcome to Team Lead

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Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Nov 12

i.pinimg.com/736x/2a/64/c... this scene specifically

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Nov 10

Ok I get it’s spelled wrong but it’s the best I could do

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Oct 29

Patrick Stewart, baked out of his mind, looking to his right, utterly bewildered.
Below him is a small subtitle “Her buns are the best.”

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Oct 3

Ah shit

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Oct 3

This is WAY better than the Iberian Peninsula

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Sep 17

The Game Worlds launch party was great, sucks to have to run to catch a plane. Gotta say though ACMI, these biscuits taste terrible.

The ACMI lens, a cardboard disk with a small perforated section carefully removed

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Aug 19

I am only paying attention loosely to what is going on but it really feels like this right now... #politas

Variant of the gunshot meme, a two panel meme.
First panel shows a man labelled "Dean Winter" has shot another man called "Labor Tas Government".
Second panel shows the man with the gun staring directly at us, he asks "why would the greens do this?"

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jul 3

It you

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jun 30

Man who’s been playing too much Alan Wake, Control, and Firebreak recently: sure am getting altered world event vibes from this fog.

In the middle is a footpath, it stretches forward only a few metres before being consumed by the fog.
On the left there are cars, but they are almost invisible, their lights barely penetrating.
There is evidence of people all over: sign posts, parked cars, houses and yet they are no people. Everything is bathed in the eternal fog, draining them of their purpose.

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jun 27

THERE IS REAL FIRE THEY DENIED US THIS

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jun 27

Look at this garbage

A small LED inside a fake candle enclosure

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jun 13

Oppenheimer staring but heavily distorted and given a noir visual effect

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· Jun 12

Is “foggier than a ps2 tech demo” a thing?

The road stretches out in front you. Barely a metre ahead is a bus stop and behind it is nothing. The fog is so cold and heavy everything fades away into gray.

Plain Simple Tim@mcjones· May 3

I think it’s a sign of our strength that in Australia that there is a psephologist with such recognition when he retires not only does he get a 10 minutes segment at the end of election coverage but it includes a shoutout from every living prime minister. Toodles Antony.