Deraigned Trump claimed that he is NUMBER ONE on Tick Tock. HOWEVER, a google Search shows:

Bonnie Tyler, who topped the charts with epic ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart,’ has died at 75.

I kid you not: I posted the stuff below a day or so ago, just as a joke. It was absurd at the time. BUT today, I read in the news reports that he ACTUALLY did say pretty much this, word-for-word!! Life is so strange; he's even stranger.

There is a God, and He's smirking at Trump. Soccer score so far:

STATEMENT FROM THE ROYAL BELGIAN FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION ("RBFA"):

Like Bjork:

Just wondering if all these masked men were BLACK, would they just be ignored too? Especially in DC??