Older I get the more I understand what Livia was feeling when she looked like this

Less Fab Four more Guildford Four

Last night sat near to a man of mature years, who said ‘is Martini ‘your way’ actually true? Then I’ll have seven parts gin to one part Vermouth with orange bitters & an orange twist!’

The violence of bringing baldness into the case for assisted dying

much enjoying The Agency: S2 but the script sounds like this. ‘Smoke this guy out. And I mean fire up the barbecue, turn him into brisket. I want him served in buns.’ ‘But sir he’s up a tree - and he’s built a whole tree house up there’ ‘Did I just hear you complain or do I need my ears syringed’

Kemi has now had more positions on this war than Prince in a one night stand

I get this 😆

Your boyfriend looking at a meme

Seriously who’s doing their comms, Basil Brush

Realising how many empowerment memes for women boil down to this

The papers keep confusing ‘rich people who don’t self identify as rich’ with ‘people of minimal resources who are being dealt unbearable & unjust taxation blows in this communist nightmare’

Restaurant news: snouts are having a moment. I’m a carnivore but this stuff makes me feel like the Cleveland Torso Murderer

Might as well say this now

Carte D’Or rum n raisin is the most ‘car keys in a bowl’ retro dessert. That or rum baba with glacé cherry

Nothing we know about Trump’s diet makes me think he’d like milky nettle pudding as a starter.

An incredible legitimate concern seen in London on Saturday. (📸 @eamonn-forde.bsky.social )

Friday night dipping chocolate biscotti in a cup of Earl Grey while watching a Scandi crime on iPlayer

Definitely suspicious when an Air BnB property has too many photos of pink cava & 2 goblets on a television tray to bulk the album. Also do not recommend ‘view of house from POV of lurker smoking cigarettes while plotting.’ This is the artwork on the back of a Lisa Jewell thriller

Sometimes I think I could go vegetarian & then I see a £20 main of carrots baked in salt for Sunday lunch

Definitely. Also done well here where they just drop you into the world & set off fast

Watching the last Mission Impossible & latest Superman and think cleverly done exposition may be a dying art. Whole scenes of half a dozen characters just explaining the plot to each other, brazen as you like

Then you turn up

This felt like poor marketing as I immediately suspected it’s mainly potatoes

Imagine being clever enough to write Death of a Salesman but stupid enough to fumble it with Marilyn Monroe. #men

This Mail comment reminds me of Alan Partridge saying every Labour voter should be charged with treason

Good evening Benidorm, can we have your votes please

God this was bad. I don’t know what it is about my dogged determination to watch shite that keeps tripping me up