
Can’t see this fire door the smoke from all the other fires…

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

“So, uh…. Yeah. I did that, but I’m clearly regretful, and also very cute”
(Follow up: fuck you
, man — I did what I did.)


Mark Hodges@mhodges· Jun 8 Lost this goofy boy 2 years ago, today. Toughest rescue ever, and became such a great companion…

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Feb 11 Oldest selfie on your phone.
Best. Dog. Ever.

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Jan 26 Oat cakes and whisky cheese…


Mark Hodges@mhodges· Jan 26 Followed by cock-a-leekie soup…

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Jan 26 Smoked salmon and dill sauce…

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Jan 26 Burns Supper (my not-a-Scot) take…
First up: important to start with a wee dram…

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Nov 15 Seems like piling on, really.

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Nov 2 One good thing about the season changing, is a fire pit.

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Oct 23 Kona sez congrats. Which also sounds a lot like, “ is that edible?”.


Mark Hodges@mhodges· Oct 9 Describe your bluesky account with a single image

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Sep 10 Oi! I’m cute — gimme a treat!

Mark Hodges@mhodges· Aug 8 They were going to label this dog vicious, and euthanize her. So I rescued her.
The only thing endangered by this dog is food, and maybe a sock that gets left out.

Mark Hodges@mhodges· May 3 If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Mark Hodges@mhodges· May 2 Down to one very sweet, but very dumb, friend. 😊

Mark Hodges@mhodges· May 2 The average American has three friends.
Or, sadly in this case…