
Michael Hager@michaelhag· 1d She wrote a whole ass book on what entertainment and sports stars should do.

Michael Hager@michaelhag· 11d Seriously. Laura wrote the book on hypocrisy!

Michael Hager@michaelhag· 18d I can rest on my laurels today and today only. My animation feature -- Squirrel War: The Great Central Park Rebellion made the Semis of the Creative Screenplay Animation comp.

Michael Hager@michaelhag· 29d This is the thief/tomato connoisseur in our house. Her beard is tinted green from the plants.


Michael Hager@michaelhag· Jun 20 I mean, the man is from Greenwater Services, what did we expect?

Michael Hager@michaelhag· Jun 19 This is the 'scientist' we have to thank, from Greenwater Services.

Michael Hager@michaelhag· Jun 7 This should scare everyone, not just children.

Michael Hager@michaelhag· Jun 2 As a Laker fan, that's triggering... but yeah.

Michael Hager@michaelhag· Jun 1 They can do 5-6 hours on Taste the Biscuit alone

Michael Hager@michaelhag· May 29 Senator Mike Lee (Loon, Utah) is out of his friggin' gourd. Nothing to see here, just Republicans trying to out cray-cray each other. And the race just started🤮

Michael Hager@michaelhag· May 17 This is my upside down pizza. It is undefeated… the key is DOP tomatoes and my homemade crust. #pizza

Michael Hager@michaelhag· May 13 Dear god, a village is missing its idiot


Michael Hager@michaelhag· May 11 That's the looooooooooongest blink I've ever seen!