Ok

this seems to be the new trend in men's summer apparel and as a sweaty person it's just never going to be for me.

excellent juxtaposition here

what

I tried to think of something Silver Spring specific but all I got are the adorable and not ominous penguin Metro commuters! silverspringdowntown.com/go/penguin-r...

While we're on the subject of hyphens, may I register a complaint about this email subject line from the New York Philharmonic

seems legit

Lol sure why not

I'm gonna need nonprofits to stop using this as a subject line for fundraising emails because I keep thinking a potential boyfriend has just shown up in my inbox

Randomly got a UAE coin as change at the laundromat tonight

You're telling me the story at the center of all this brouhaha is about someone named Lily Blossom Bloom who works in a flower shop? Come on.

Who says you can't get a deal anymore

We're all dealing with things in our own way and for me I decided to finally tell my neighbors that I have HAD IT with the pile of packages in the lobby

Highly recommend this, not just because Dr. Langdon from The Pitt is in it! (But I got to shake his hand because my friend is the stage manager!)

all else aside... excellent caption, lol

awesome

I think about this sometimes

Had an appointment on the UWS and got myself a treat

Oh, drob! Yay!

I get pitches

Letter of recommendation: when you're in the DC suburbs get some pho

Seen at a hospital cafe

Should have included these before for a better post, I guess

Babe what's wrong you're not eating your doom cookies

Thank you, Bruce Vilanch

me

Babe what's wrong? You're not using your Chinese export silver epergne circa 1890!!!

maybe not a *nightmare* blunt rotation, but certainly a very random one

dined at the popular and very gay restaurant Elmo in Chelsea last night and now resisting the urge to write "well he's kind of the most annoying muppet"

Rick Steves is wonderful but I question the taste of some of the people in his FB group