I'm active, up at weird hours, and extremely annoying, so I'd definitely be the cuckoo in the cuckoo clock.

I just walked to the apartment complex's treadmill, and I coughed up three organs.

As part of my newsletter research, I also uncovered this important entry in the Hawai'i Department of Land and Natural Resources shark incident list.

I'm working on a late Silly Goose Box Scores, and I thought you all should see this picture of Denard Span reacting to a bug:

Them: "Summer is the best season!" Meanwhile, summer:

One thing Taco Bell is always going to be is true to itself.

In case any of my fellow grown up children want to sob uncontrollably at 2 p.m. on a Monday. 😭

I'm in love with this person who saved their first Reddit post for something so important.

Today, I celebrated the three F's: Friends covered in sweat, failed pace goals, and feathered corvids.

I would like to send a stern disappointed Mr. Rogers look to the #mnwild for not keeping any of my three favorite players.

Okay, which seven of you want to go in with me on this $800,000 pirate ship house in Idaho? www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Me: I have no idea why I have such a hard time making friends. Also me: Has a parking volunteer say, “I like your top!” before this 10k on Saturday. Responds with, “Thanks! Good parking vibes, too!” and a thumbs up. I shouldn’t be let out of the house.

Another edition of "Are they tall, or is Michelle short?" Yes.

Yay, AI. It's definitely overperforming at eliminating people! No wonder it's so thirsty.

This looks very comfortable, Elvis.

Updates from the job search. I hope her training doesn't involve spelling.

Also, remember when this happened? My inner 13-year-old will never forget.

In another edition of "everyone in Michelle's family is taller than her," this kid is in first grade. First. Grade. He will be taller than me in 10 business days.

That look when you realize the mouse pad isn't what you thought it was.

I took this screencap from post-game 5 interviews. Here we have Mats "My Confused Eyebrows Make Me Even Handsomer" Zuccarello. #mnwild

My shirt says "good run vibes," not "good run times."

The Frost are in town, so I'm using that as a fair opportunity to wear my Jake Middleton jersey. #mnwild

Standard affectionate texts with my oldest brother, who turns 45 today.

I wish I was the fashion plate these days that I was in the 90s.

My nephew drew me this very professional portrait of his cat Diesel.

#guilty

This man has a pet bunny.

You're all familiar with my cat, Organic Guava Nectar.

Important update from banister cat: He's on the banister.