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we printed him a little hat

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midgie@midgie· 25d

please stop yelling the cat is with me

small brown dunnock with its beak open shouting about pan cat being visible in the garden. but pan is lying sleepily on my foot while i sit on a bench and he’s not trying to chase any birds

midgie@midgie· 25d

what is this i saw it in brussels

photo from a shop window with a display about some kind of maybe chocolatey alcohol called AGED BEET BRH*M which makes no sense to me. also visible is a bottle of something called BELGIAN OWL

midgie@midgie· 25d

flowers of different kinds and colours in a group below my kitchen window

midgie@midgie· 25d

koru snipped one off with his teeth and ate it he seems happy with his choices

pink alium flowers. i know dogs shouldn’t eat onion type things but i’m not worried. it was one flower and he’s a big beast

midgie@midgie· 25d

dogs don’t worry about wasting the day

koru napping just out of the sun near some weeds

midgie@midgie· 26d

orange cryptid

hux frozen mid walk across the grass because an unexpected noise has startled him. two feet are on the ground and two are in the air. the front airborne paw is curled over. he is very stripey and looks a bit like a mutant thylacine with hook hands

midgie@midgie· 26d

i have a beautiful miffy glass that cost only €3 in cologne and magically didn’t break on the way home

my beautiful miffy glass with a repeating pattern of miffy’s face all over it

midgie@midgie· 29d

fenris was in charge while i was away fenris is always in charge

fennel and pancat happily curled up asleep on the bed. i got a forehead lick blessing from fenris when i got back from my holiday

midgie@midgie· Jul 13

muntpunt

banner sign hanging of a large building that says MUNTPUNT

huge metallic reflective blue cube thing. i don’t know what’s inside, belgian secrets

top of a monument with a colourful fish mural in the background. blue sky overhead

bottom part of the monument from the last picture. pigeons are sitting on the statue of a reclining woman, one is perched on her bent knee. water is flowing from the base of the structure

midgie@midgie· Jul 12

this pig will kill again

magritte painting of pig wearing a suit while standing in a cemetery. the pig is peeking at you over his shoulder with a knowing smirk. this is a suspicious pig

midgie@midgie· Jul 12

today’s little guy

detail from painting i saw today titled The Fall of the Rebel Angels by Pieter Bruegel the Elder. it shows a chunky little being falling through the air with a face like a surprised or outraged cartoon beaver. the little guy’s body looks like a cross between a puffer fish and a solitary testicle

midgie@midgie· Jul 11

heinous, odious, abhorrent,

photo of a shop window display with a child’s yellow souvenir tshirt bearing an exceedingly horrid print. it’s a minion as the manneken pis from brussels holding its nastily little chunky minion weenus and peeing while it smiles and stares at itself

midgie@midgie· Jul 11

scotlaaaaaaaaaand

photo from the manneken pis museum in brussels where they have dozens of reproduction mannekens dressed up in costumes from around the world. this one has a tartan jacket and 2 big thistle medallions around his neck which is pretty standard as outfits go back home

midgie@midgie· Jul 11

today’s little guys

tag yourself
photo of a window display of small model people and farm animals like a kid would have in a farm set. except there’s a huge crowd of them with some houses in the background and they don’t really look like toys because there are far too many peasants, which child wants that many toy peasants. maybe it’s for strange adults who want to create a busy rustic village scene for reasons i can’t fathom. the shop also or mainly sold model soldiers and those are pretty odd too

midgie@midgie· Jul 10

belgium! oh my god thank you!!

photo of a jar of new plant based nutella JUST FOR ME thank you oh thank you

midgie@midgie· Jul 10

i love it

huge arched stained glass window in cologne cathedral. the panes are made up of tiny squares of all different glowing bright colours arranged randomly. it’s very beautiful

zoomed in on the top part of the window

the bottom part

close up of floral shapes within the top part of the window design

midgie@midgie· Jul 8

look up and be loomed at

very tall twin spires of köln cathedral reaching up into a blue sky. it looks preposterously massive and pointy and is covered in all kinds of gothic + intricate decorations

midgie@midgie· Jul 8

jumpys!!

3d little kangaroo shaped crisps

midgie@midgie· Jul 8

names that made me buy things

a bag of jumpys which are kangaroo shaped crisps

packet of kinder Tronky which are maybe nougat filled chocolate bar things

midgie@midgie· Jul 8

saw your man ringing bells in cologne

detail from ornate moulded metal doors on the cathedral in Köln. it’s a little person ringing 2 handbells. their top half is human but their bottom half is mystery creature with hoof feet and a flowing tail

midgie@midgie· Jul 6

stop it i will take them all

email to me from the cats protection charity telling me: urgent kittens found in woodpile and: kittens are crying for help will you answer? there is a picture of a cute and tragic kitten

midgie@midgie· Jul 5

cat cat cat cat

fenris, amadeus hux and pan all lying in a close huddle on the bed

midgie@midgie· Jul 4

here’s one of them

midgie hand looking a bit weird i think

midgie@midgie· Jul 4

saw this terrible little guy in a charity shop

nasty wee ornament of a small pixieish man who looks like nigel farage

midgie@midgie· Jul 3

it’s important to match shoes + cat

white and black amadeus on the grass between my feet. i’m wearing black and white trainer things

midgie@midgie· Jul 3

the reason i can hear 1 million sheep is that they’re shearing them in the shed next to my house i just realised this

baldy sheep in a pen next to my house. they are hanging out chewing on the long grass and yelling at each other and the world

close up of some baldified sheep. they have kind of textured stripes where the clippers have sheared off their winter wool

midgie@midgie· Jul 2

eating chips by the sea

koru is looking happily at a chunky chip being held out to him

view of a wee bay with green fields at the top of some cliffs

midgie@midgie· Jul 1

😳 it’s not out yet greg

my timeline with a kickstarter link for The Return of Smut Peddler and underneath greg says he heard i was reading bad books

midgie@midgie· Jul 1

rolling rolling rolling

koru is lying on his side on a rug. he is giving the camera A Look

now he’s a blur of flying fur as he rolls over to his other side

now upside down. the photo is mostly just the underside of his whiskery chin

midgie@midgie· Jul 1

hux but decorated

hux’s tail has 2 large gold coloured hoop earrings threaded on to it for special fanciness. i took them off again before he could notice and feel tampered with

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