Maple (🍁)
@midsizespaniel
21 - a dog. a moderately* sized dog - 🔞 - he/it/she - macro/micro and cruel themes ahead - no rp - kiss my paws and get flattened :3 - formerly kaatia
Anyways happy Mapril!! (Maple april(MAY-prul)) You are legally obligated to huff my toes and tell me what I good girl I am while I mash your city into gravel <333
I don’t care how much furry bait they put in it, I’m not watching a Chris Pratt movie!
here’s some fresh, steamy puppy sock for you! They’re sooooo damp, I think the micros in my shoe drowned lol :3
I have said it before and I will say it again and again and again and again and again and-
Every story needs a villain, and Ashe (She/They, 25) is more than happy to be that villain. Whether you’re normal sized, or unfortunate enough to be smaller than her, running into Ashe after dark (or at all, honestly) won’t end well for you.
“OHOHO! All you pathetic WHELPS are better off kneeling and submitting yourselves to my rule now, before I reduce your planet to an uninhabitable graveyard.~” A doodle of Faethe in all her glory by the wonderful @toweringklau.bsky.social :3
Hark! Faethe Rosette of the Saelon Kingdom has arrived on your worthless rock! All Earthlings are expected to kneel before Her Majesty and kiss her regal paws, or face extermination beneath them.
No one asked, but I wanted to show off my beyblade collection here :3 When I say I’m a collector, I’m serious-
if there’s one thing I’d want for my birthday…… big shikabane,,,,,,,,,,,
Your entire town getting trampled to death by Rosa’s heavy skunk paws <3333
Whoops! Dumb, musky skunkthing be upon you. Good luck! Try not to breathe too much-