Mike Drucker

@mikedrucker

Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com

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Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· 28d

it’s sam night tonight

Title card for John carpenter’s in the mouth of madness

The name sam O’Neill written on the screen

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Jul 12

“How can you make fun of someone right after they died?” Me:

A screenshot from Starship Troopers of Michael Ironside’s character saying “I’d expect anyone in this unit to do the same for me.”

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Jun 21

Happy Fossils Day to all who celebrate

Two fossils next to each other - trilobite and a sea star

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Jun 2

I’m sorry but I’m going off the news story in which he was speaking in reference to their plans if they win.

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said Tuesday that Democrats are not focused on impeaching President Donald Trump if they regain a majority next Congress, at least “at this moment.”

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Jun 2

“Daffy won’t be expecting a menacing giant pirate puppet with fear in his eyes!”

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· May 12

Ok ok ok new video game discourse: Forbidden Solitaire is really good

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Apr 26

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

Now deleted Twitter post from Debra Lea @thedebralea. It reads Shooter at WH Correspondence dinner. Shooter is dead. Thank you secret service.

Under it is a selfie of her making a kissy-face at the camera while everyone mills around with the energy of a minor fire alarm

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Apr 13

Thank you, Headway, for letting me know that my therapist who died last year is now considered out-of-network. I'll see if I can contact her.

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Apr 11

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying “It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!”

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Apr 2

Star Wars collectible trading card game card called “Out the Airlock” / “Tactic” / “Give a unit -5/-5 for this phase.” Drawing of C3P-O floating in space outside a ship.

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 26

New York! Tonight at QED Astoria! 7:30! $10! Exclamation point!

Poster for My Obituary Show at QED Astoria tonight at 7:30 pm.

With the lineup:

Shane Torres
Danya Trommer
Paris Adkins
Justin Avery Smith
Jordan Snyder

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 15

Whether this is a good life or a bad life, I’m stuck in this life. Happy birthday to me.

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 15

At a birthday party with all my closest friends

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 14

Some of my most nostalgic memories from comics as a little kid were weirdly the ads. I see an old comic book ad for some bonkers who cares licensed Game Boy game and it snaps be back in time like the critic in Ratatouille

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 9

I don’t even know why I apply for jobs when they always go to people with famous dads

Headline: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of slain ayatollah, named Iran’s supreme leader

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 7

I think about this tweet all the time and it’ll never not make me laugh.

Tweet from @rodeoman

Ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to transfer trains at jay st. - metrotech

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 6

Wait but Trump made American soldiers get on their knees to roll out the red carpet for Putin! I thought that would surely make him respect us

Troops rolling out a red carpet for Putin

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 4

George W. Bush under a “mission accomplished” banner

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 3

Was lucky enough to be the writer for the Children's & Family Emmys this year / tonight. Got to see Regina Spektor rehearse "Would You Be My Neighbor?" and it broke me. Such a fun, fun time and loved working with the hilarious John Tartaglia, who's far better than me in all ways.

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Mar 2

"every day hurts more" in the pokopia font

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Feb 25

The only predator I’m watching tonight

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Feb 20

Wait I’m sorry wait

Very long list of weird nicknames for pill bugs including “fat pig” and “basketball bug”

From here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillidiidae

Continued list of pill bug nicknames including smooth Randy and slater bug

From here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillidiidae

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Feb 16

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker· Feb 16

Holy, holy shit, it’s here. It’s here. Today is oddly busy and the Virtual Boy games aren’t even up yet until tomorrow but, Lord, I’m finally made whole again. The promises of the past fulfilled. Nintendo’s worst system, back with me where it belongs.