Mike Scollins
@mikescollins
From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers and BRIAN. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Bringing this photo of Paul Newman to my barber. My new life starts today.
Joined Podcast: The Ride's McMonth to talk about my Number 1 guy!!! Listen where you get podcasts. DINNUH!!!
Odysseus walking out of Party City saying "just trust me just trust me"
Mitch McConnell emerging from the hospital to take your heath care
(watching ALF inhale a cat) It would appear they are... um... quite aggressive to felines....
Being outside sucks today so come hang out with me, Amber and Sal at the Tribeca Film Festival! tribecafilm.com/storytelling...
lotta people asking if BRIAN is gonna get one of those souvenir popcorn buckets and I finally got good news to report
so much funnier to believe someone who literally sells their own bible is like "Nooooo Dr Robby!!!!"
starting the Emmy campaign for @chrislhayes.bsky.social on The Boys
I'm on the Late Night Lit Podcast today with Sarah Hoover and Cazzie David talking about @latenightseth.bsky.social and BRIAN. Who cares!
BROOKLYN! Gonna do some rejected Late Night bits tomorrow with Jenny Hagel, Michael Cruz Kanye and Randall Otis! Join us! 7pm at Littlefield. littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_...
oh man @latenightseth.bsky.social read a bunch of BRIAN reviews in Corrections this week. absolute prince
Huge congrats to @nycalamounited.bsky.social who won: - Minimum guaranteed shifts - No layoffs - Brooklyn & Manhattan keep pens, order cards and call buttons Excited to reactivate my season pass and keep my fucking phone off in the theater. Unions kick ass.
two of the funniest people alive!! BRIAN premieres this weekend at @sxsw.com!!
They sent me them! Pickle, Apple Cinnamon, Huckleberry, S'Mores, Elderberry and Popsicle. I nearly died.
Boss: And who should be the face of this sexy new network for teens? Me, first time I've spoken all meeting: