Mike Rose
@miketrose
Brooklynite, dad, improviser
the level of depravity of these SMS scammers cannot be overstated (come to my @macstockexpo workshop to discuss how to keep your relatives safe from these cretins and thieves)
GOP in disarray, WH whiplash, Senators shout down POTUS apple.news/AI28JeW1QT0e-bNbYK...
Wearing my Josh Hart shirt walking through Flatbush, need to adjust to strangers shouting KNICKS IN FOUR as I pass
I try every weekend to clean out my open tabs and get a fresh start to the week, but between Passover prep and singing the National Anthem at Sunday's Nets game, it fell by the wayside. Please, my Chrome, she is very sick.
Having left for the airport & forgotten to turn off a 5:30 am HomePod alarm… which you can't disable remotely from your phone… getting into my Mac via Chrome Remote Desktop & turning it off there may have saved my marriage
A one in four chance of 18" or more is, as we say here in Brooklyn, some kind of bullshit #blizzard2026
When we said we wanted cheaper eggs, we did not intend for them to be implanted in human hosts
"Stay angry, little Meg," Mrs. Whatsit whispered. "You will need all your anger now."
hey #liquidglass #macos not trying to harsh your rizz but did you ever consider the possibility of more than 10 WiFi networks in the same spot?
bigotry, cruelty, trampling states' rights AND the separation of church & state: welcome to the modern GOP www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/he...
Pretty close to the top of my NEVER EVER DO THIS list is "inject self with botulinum toxin from an unknown source" www.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downlo...