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Chris Miller

@millerlowlife14

I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize the Oklahoma City Thunder. Go M's 🔱 Go Seahawks 1️⃣2️⃣ Go Ducks 🦆🏒 Probably posting about sports, movies, my pets, and wrestling occasionally. My wife could beat up your wife.

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Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 23d

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Now Watching: O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU(2000)

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 24d

Post your last two brain cells

Carmelita the chihuahua and Leela the cat

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 24d

Go M's 🔱

"Spacey the Space Needle" a very short lived Seattle Mariners mascot that I just learned about.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 24d

Leela the cat and Carmelita the chihuahua hanging out together

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 24d

Two panel picture format with a Futurama quote. The panels are stacked. The top panel has a robot ghost saying "Come, Bender. You'll like being dead!" The bottom panel has Bender responding with "That's what they said about being alive!"

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 24d

Breaking Bad double panel meme box. The panels are stacked. Walter and Jesse are eating breakfast. In the top panel Jesse says "Jimothy is in Roku City". In the bottom panel Walter responds "Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 26d

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat

Mariners outfielder Victor Robles

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 28d

1-0 in the Jimothy Era 🔱

A person dressed as Jimothy The Raccoon wins the Salmon Run at the Seattle Mariners game on Sunday.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· 28d

Go M's 🔱

A drawing of a scared face. The face is teal. The face is about to watch Seattle Mariners baseball. That is why the face is scared. Go M's.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jul 14

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Now Watching: JOHN CARPENTER'S IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS(1995

RIP Sam

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jul 6

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES IV: TURTLES IN TIME for the SNES

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jul 5

Go M's 🔱

Randy Arozarena smiling with his arms crossed looking cool AF in Mariners teal.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jul 3

She's trying to pretend she didn't just fart like Clydesdale.

Carmelita the tiny farting chihuahua

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jul 3

Go M's 🔱

Cal Raleigh and Bryce Miller wearing paper In-N-Out hats on the back of a golf cart and they are smashing some Double Doubles.

Here's hoping Cal and this M's offense can smash some doubles of their own tonight, am I right?

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jul 2

Four straight 1000 yards seasons from 92-95. 1545 yards and 9 TD in 1994 1346 and 15 in 95 Chris Warren was a dawg.

Seattle Seahawks RB Chris Warren weers #42 , and carries the ball against the Kansas City Chiefs

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 30

It is the Always Sunny gang.

They are looking at a painting of George Washington.

I have replaced George Washington's head in the painting by crudely pasting Dan Wilson's over George.

The gang is saying "I had enough of this dude."

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 30

💣🤌🔱

Ben Wyatt on Parks & Rec says "Talking 'bout the Highway to the Calzone Zone!"

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 27

Me explaining that "Bat Out of Hell" is a rock opera masterpiece to my twenty-something year old co-workers any chance that I get

Grandpa Simpson with Bart and the other Springfield scamps gathered around him listening to him talk

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 27

Relatable

Leela the cat sitting directly above/behind me on the couch

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 27

Maybe not

The live box score for the only other currently in action. It is the Houston Astros vs Detroit Tigers. This does not spark joy.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 27

Got home from work a little early. Surprised the cat.

Leela the cat with a shocked open mouth expression on her face

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 25

Go M's 🔱

Bryce Miller and the Mariner Moose. They're looking hard AF. The moose is wearing a giant mustache. Go M's.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 24

Go M's 🔱

The Mariner Moose dancing and wearing what appear to be pink MC Hammer style parachute pants and a very tight white Mariners t-shirt. He also has what I think is supposed to be a Vanilla Ice style wig on his moose head.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 22

Caught him napping

Me and a big wooden troll at the South Coast Botanical Gardens

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 21

Refsnyder 🔱

Dennis from Always Sunny again and he looks really happy now. Still insane, though.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 21

That calzone is filled with leather 🔱

Ben Wyatt on Parks & Rec saying "Talking 'bout the highway to the calzone zone!"

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 21

Refsnyder 🔱

Dennis from Always Sunny and he looks angry, disgusted, and insane

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 21

Go M's 🔱

It's a puppet bird of some kind wearing a Mariners hat with the words "it hurts to live" on the bottom

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive nobody remembers but you.

It's a black and white promo image for a show called The Black Donnellys. I don't think it ran for even a full season. It was not very good.

Chris Miller@millerlowlife14· Jun 11

They're so goddamn cute I could throw up

Carmelita the chihuahua and Leela the cat cuddled up on the couch together on/in their pile of blankets.