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Milli Vanilla

@millivanilla

I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food. Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.

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Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Jul 12

Scene from Total Recall. Tony says to Hauser “You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser.”

Movie poster for Look Who’s Talking. Image is of a baby wearing sunglasses, with John Travolta and Kirstie Alley to either side.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Jul 1

Image of 3 people in military uniforms wearing way too many medals. Captioned “When you let your students mark their own tests”

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Jun 28

An illustration of the White Ninja character (labeled “Ford Execs”) poking at the letters AI. Next to the illustration are the words “C’mon do something”.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Jun 21

Laŭŝajne estas rano en mia bideo!

Arnold J Rimmer, from the TV show Star Trek.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Jun 20

So it turns out Nicolas Cage has been dunking his balls in the reflecting pool.

Nic Cage and his green balls, from the movie “The Rock”.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Jun 4

Image of a tweet from brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle

[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
3:30 PM • 17 Aug 17 • Twitter for Android
40.4K Retweets 120K Likes

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 29

Greta says hi.

Greta Earwig.

Picture of an earwig, of the insect order Dermaptera. Earwigs have characteristic cerci, a pair of forceps-like pincers on their abdomen, and membranous wings folded underneath short, rarely used forewings, hence the scientific order name, "skin wings".

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 26

Picture of the Octonauts cartoon characters. From right to left: Peso, a penguin who serves as the team's medic; Captain Barnacles, a polar bear and the leader; and Kwazii, a daredevil cat with an eyepatch.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 21

Idiots. Don’t they know it was the Carnation Virus?

Image of a 410g tin of Nestle Carnation evaporated milk with a red, white and blue label.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 20

Europe (Finland) does something similar.

Large 350g bag of potato chips/crisps with “MEGAPUSSI!” on the bag.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 20

Bad Boys movie scene, with the two cops in the foreground, with smoke and flames in the background. But instead of Bad Boys, the text says Bad Buttholes. Because.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 14

Behold! The Turtle Crab and the Crab Turtle.

An image of a small crab in the palm of a person’s hand. The crab is Cryptolithodes sitchensis, also known as the Turtle Crab.

Image of a Crab Turtle card from Yu-Gi-Oh!

The card shows an image of a creature with a turtle shell and crab pincers, described as providing high attack and defense factors.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 13

Samwise Gamgee (Sean Astin) from Lord of the Rings - spelling out the word ‘Potage’. It’s a French word for a stew cooked in a pot.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 11

I feel like “don’t listen to internet dickheads” is a good rule of thumb for many things health related.

Batman slapping Robin meme.

Robin says “BUT THE GUY
ON INSTAGRAM SAID...

Batman slaps Robin and says “DON'T LISTEN TO
INTERNET DICKHEADS.”

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 9

Not so much a warning sign as a status update:

Sign on a vending machine stating “the light inside has broken but I still work”.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 5

Lost in Space

Robot from the reboot of the Lost in Space TV series. Bipedal, with a metallic exoskeleton, and an oval pearlescent face thing.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· May 4

The only outfit for the Met Gala.

62-year-old Alabamian grandmother Renea Gamble, wearing an inflatable penis costume, and holding a “No Dick Tator” sign. She was arrested on the charge of being too awesome in public.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 29

We were so time-poor, we had to drink instant tea.

Three clear plastic containers of brown powdered Bushells instant tea. The product looks like instant coffee, and consists of powdered floor sweepings of a tea processing facility, blended with the bitter tears of anyone who actually likes tea.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 29

Boss: You get that spaghetti measure design done? Designer: Sure did boss, genital shaped just like you asked. Boss: what?

Alessi Voile spaghetti measure. Image of a spaghetti measure, with one long sausage shaped lobe, with two smaller lobes shapes at one end.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 27

Darth Maul, before they turned to the dark side.

Cover of the vinyl single “Does Your Mother Know Kisses Of Fire
From the New Album Voulez-Vous.”
By ABBA.

Cover features the four members of the band dressed in formal wear.

Agnetha Fältskog (centre) is wielding a sabre staff.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 27

Oh no…

Red eyes appearing in the darkness. I’m sure it’s fine.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 22

The new navy.

Three small toy remote control boats and a cheap ass remote control.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 19

This is a real brand, and the slogan is “Put a Frekl in the fridge”. Freckle is Australian slang for butthole. So no. I won’t.

Hand holding a can of Frekl ginger beer, against a blue sky background.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 15

I dunno. The hair is unkempt. But the bolo tie looks pretty kemp to me.

Joe Pesci, smoking a cigar

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 15

Great source too.

Source: biblicalscienceinstitute.com

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 13

Image of Tweet

The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
...
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks.
What the fuck.

5:14 PM • Mar 12, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 9

Still image of a ma in a white coat, standing behind a food blender. In the background is a sign “Will it blend?”.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Apr 5

One man standing next to Spartacus says “I’m a stolen Kit Kat”. The man on the other side of Spartacus says “No! I’m a stolen Kit Kat.”. Scene from the film Spartacus.

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Mar 31

This sounds vaguely threatening.

There is a meat

Milli Vanilla@millivanilla· Mar 31

Image of Nathan Fielder, laughing with his friends, who are just out of frame.