Milo Baynes and the New Frontier of the Great Society
@milobaynes
Senior Editor at @thehometownholler.bsky.social Subscribe: thehometownholler.substack.com Rural pluralist. James 2:6. Known adverb abuser. Delicious to biting insects. NC Piedmont.
An uplifting headline (now aspirational), nicely framed on the wall of the house I’m staying in for a couple of days. Nice message, a beat you can dance to, etc…
Savannah (Georgia) is nifty. (I should put some actual effort into photography today)
NOT THE SAME PHOTO So very cool that news aggregators are using the description of one AI debunking of ONE "viral photo of Mitch McConnell in a hospital bed" to drive insinuations about a DIFFERENT PIC. Nah, prob NOT AT ALL an augury of the "whimper" at the world's end. (b/c foreshadowing = beta)
I sorta feel pity for all y’all who have to get eat as many gummies as this guy in order to intimately KNOW THIS FEEL in your soul.
Just tried this for the first time and I must admit that I appreciate a game unafraid to SWEAR HARD about my achievements. Twice. RESPEK
Damn. Instead of (1x) Stanley Kubrick-Umberto Eco we got (3x) Ron Howard-Dan Brown. Not a fair swap. A suboptimal exchange. (Very much the sort of “deal” Trump might artfully negotiate.)
transnational far-left terrorism my ass
The first sweet/innocent pre-pubescent crushes I recall (~8-9yrs): Kate Jackson - ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Erin Grey - ‘Buck Rogers’ Belinda Carlisle - this video I recall my mom chuckling that Jackson’s ‘Sabrina’ was the Angel for me (perhaps due to the huge popularity of Farrah Fawcett back then?).
“AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IS NOT FOR SALE!” ** **Trump Gold/Platinum Cards and/or Deluxe Citizenship Package w/ VIP Birthing Suite bookings at Mar-A-Lago (min. 60 nights) are NOT included. These do not qualify as ‘sales’ but ‘emoluments’ and are thus protected under 603 U.S. 593, Trump v. United States
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking' about! (Though, I'm all for circuit-breaker provisions which exempt those in real danger of being unable to pay, which includes *some* seniors, that's not at all what this proposal to "freeze tax rates for <insert swath of voters>" is about.)
Love this guy. I lerf him. I loave him. @tlecaque.bsky.social is the opposite of every wishy-washy “but critics say” waffler on this app. My bruv tells you what HE says. And I’m 100% here for it.
“…the elections liaison positions [sic] has been discontinued.”
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This is known. Hobbits invented Communism before the Age of Men.
Ooh, and talk about obscure/niche, another bit of eschatological narrative that manages to properly attend to the ‘deus’ in its ‘deus ex machina’ is this extraordinary & inventive “religious horror” flick from Poland whose ending succeeds *exactly* where others fail (eg Omen III: Final Conflict)
One obscure example of absolutely “sticking the transcendence landing” would be Michael Tolkin’s “The Rapture” (1991) feat. Mimi Rogers & David Duchovny. Though in this case it “sticks” NOTHING ELSE. It’s a terrible film & a damn shame you have to sit thru it for that humdinger of a conclusion.
There is demonstrable value in everyone having an involvement in the act of paying taxes. @jamisonfoser.bsky.social argues the point extraordinarily well here:
Typos happen (especially to me). In the ‘body text’ they are, while suboptimal, still whatevs… But in basically the first full sentence of the piece? A bit with its own special formatting? I’d be so itchy to fix that, I’d have to take ALL THE BENADRYL to keep from scratching my own brains out.
Also bizarre? That this typo (?) — prominently placed *in the subhed* — remains uncorrected after nearly a day. (unless “talking aheads” is some hip portmanteau that the cool kids are using these days — recently coined in order to call @kevinmkruse.bsky.social an a-hole?)
While rightly amped by Trump’s meddling, SOME OF US are now *a whole month* into our lifelong commitment to Belgium football fandom. Our eternal passion for the Red Devils wasn’t born, those weeks ago, of negativity or hate of a short-fingered bellend. Non! To us, football is LOVE (for Magritte).
(((weather control lasers))) America 250, baby…
SURE, sex is great, but have you tried a perfectly ripe summer peach? Pretty sure humans evolved “forgetfulness” that we can live fulfilling lives in the other 3 seasons. Natural selection/evolution rid the species of those who could not forget The Peach from Oct-June and went mad.
Trump to abandon the best and most important trade deal ever made by the USA.